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NedeN

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The geldables have been torn away!
« on: January 17, 2016, 02:59:04 am »
Pretty much sums up dwarf fortress weirdness right here

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I watched a zombie dwarf tear off a girls dress and hit her with it so hard it became lodged in her skull.

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mgotthard

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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 05:29:08 am »
Tough woodcutter.

Gets his junk torn off by a freaking carrion eater, and when he stands up goes bright back to admiring critiquing the architecture. 8)

For *science*:
Does he have a wife and kids already?  (Check to make sure it inhibits breeding)
Does his gender show up as xo^x anywhere?
Does it make him prone to weight gain, and lack of industry?
How does Dwarf Therapist handle this corner case?
« Last Edit: January 17, 2016, 05:30:57 am by mgotthard »
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NedeN

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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2016, 03:38:38 pm »
Not really sure, havent used dt in awhile but ill definitely have to keep an eye on him. He has zero injuries. Including bruising and his health is perfect. This may be the best thing that ever happened to him.
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Quote from: Broseph Stalin on February 16, 2012, 10:33:00 am
I watched a zombie dwarf tear off a girls dress and hit her with it so hard it became lodged in her skull.

Ghoulz - 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on carp insurance.

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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2016, 03:40:21 pm »
The poor guy. Hope he wasn't hoping for more kids.
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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2016, 04:58:12 pm »
Knowing DF, he probably "Dreams of raising a family"...
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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2016, 05:39:44 pm »
Quote from: NedeN on January 17, 2016, 03:38:38 pm
Not really sure, havent used dt in awhile but ill definitely have to keep an eye on him. He has zero injuries. Including bruising and his health is perfect. This may be the best thing that ever happened to him.

Does he show up as being gelded? i.e. x♂x? I had the same thing happen to Blind Cave Ogre while he was fighting a disarmed goblin axeman. The goblin did the dirty deed with his teeth. The Ogre survived to stove the little blighters head in with his bare, two-fingered hand.
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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2016, 07:45:56 pm »
it would be so much more fun if it was a female dwarf (if they have geldibles in the raws) instant bleed to death...
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Re: The geldables have been torn away!
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2016, 12:04:49 am »
They don't.
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