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Cheesecake

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2014, 06:51:19 pm »

I don't insult people, but when I do, it's slow.
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Urist Mc Dwarf

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2014, 08:26:33 am »

You are the most disgusting of foods, sir, and the most disgusting of people, sirrah! when people, eat you, they get fat and indigestive!

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2014, 12:31:16 pm »

You are a generic agoraphobic midget with an weird fetish for metal socks!

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2014, 12:34:34 pm »

You mock the Toad Pirates with your uncouth arrogance!

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2014, 12:34:47 pm »

Do you even have a brain?

(if answer=y) What a waste.

(if answer=n) I thought so.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2014, 12:45:37 pm »

I choose neither answer!

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2014, 01:14:26 pm »

Well, if your brain can't figure out whether you have a brain or not, I guess that's an answer as well.
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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2014, 02:34:00 pm »

Your avatar's dance is not dissimilar to that of a foul, diseased ape engaged in a lewd mating dance.
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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2015, 06:48:13 am »

Your unseemly lack of graphical presence does couple disgustingly with your unfortunate scurvitudinous name, resulting in this most blighted malady on the forum.
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« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2015, 07:36:48 am »

Your personal text is proof enough of your lackluster comedic capability.
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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2015, 10:30:46 am »

Your willing ignorance of universal laws is contested only by your grammatically illogical violence!

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2015, 09:22:48 am »

A ninja is less than a man, your spawn of slime. You are a pathetic toad, and not even a clever one! I spit on you as bringing down all toadkind.

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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2015, 06:34:41 pm »

You, sir, are just another nameless dwarf who lounges around underground drinking booze. An elf would be better than you!
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« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2015, 10:57:30 am »

Your insults are about as original as is the name you have chosen for yourself. Your attempt to insult others in the Internet as a gentleman is complete failure. Perhaps a century ago you would gotten a meager success, but time has passed over that era and new far better insults are being made based on your utter incompetence. Please disappear.
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