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Illogical_Blox

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Original Insults
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:49:45 pm »

After realising that basically every internet insult was "Lol Fag" and "shut the f*** up r*****" I decided to raise the bar somewhat. All in a NON-HARMFUL NATURE, we will insult the person above us in an original manner, using profile picture, signature, or even nothing to base the insult upon.



HAH! You speak not, for you do not exist, and yet your visage is still as unsightly as that of a monkey! To be precise, a baboon! One which is standing on its hands and facing BACKWARDS!
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Me: "Just imagine a load of dwarves sitting round a table, and one of them says, 'I like stranglers for... for their... their...'"
Brother: "SOFT HANDS!"

zomara0292

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2014, 02:51:38 pm »

Your insult is about as logical as your namesake, which makes me question why you even choose to belittle us with your presence.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Illogical_Blox

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2014, 02:59:33 pm »

Hah! Good sir, your claim is undermined by the fact you claim to be a lunatic! No one but a Frenchman actual lunatic would claim that, so good day! Oh, and you have the visage of a horse. Literally.
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Me: "Just imagine a load of dwarves sitting round a table, and one of them says, 'I like stranglers for... for their... their...'"
Brother: "SOFT HANDS!"

LuckyKobold

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2014, 03:18:04 pm »

You,My not so good fellow have the intelligence of a mere brick of clay!

Kashyyk

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2014, 03:50:09 pm »

The fact that you consider yourself lucky to be a kobold is insult enough.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2014, 03:56:32 pm »

Well,At least I am not an ugly marsh covered Rock that's infested with over-sized hairy Elves!
(You walked into that one man.)

Urist Mc Dwarf

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2014, 04:10:48 pm »

Your mother was a gerbil and your father was a lizard, you trap kissing, penny thieving hobgoblin!

PrivateNomad

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2014, 04:14:02 pm »

You're fat.

Fniff

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2014, 04:17:51 pm »

It makes sense that you are a private nomad; no-one is willing to have you remain anywhere near them, thus you constantly travel alone.

PrivateNomad

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2014, 04:22:21 pm »

well you're dumb

Fniff

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2014, 04:23:54 pm »

well you suck

PrivateNomad

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2014, 04:25:32 pm »

LuckyKobold

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2014, 05:08:42 pm »

(That insult was out of this World :P)

Illogical_Blox

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2014, 06:36:23 pm »

A "your mother" insult? My good sir, you debase this very thread! Leave, before I am forced to resort to fisticuffs!
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Original Insults
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2014, 06:37:32 pm »

Not any mere fisticuffs, Internet Fisticuffs!
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