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[Tawa]

Roll a d1, with a DC of 1, to find him.

Can't fail.

[Empiricist]

Arrest every zombie you see and interrogate them.

[tntey]

You are a ghost. When you tell zombies the are under arrest, they pay you no attention.

[tntey]

Bumpity

[Empiricist]

Make subliminal messages to convince the zombies to arrest and interrogate each other.

[Nunzillor]

Tell them we are the spirit of justice and will reward all that turn themselves in for the crime of excessive zombieism with fresh, warm brains.  Escort them to the local police station.

[tntey]

You tell them if they come with you, you will reward them. Now, you have a whole hoard of -3 intelligent followers. Good job.
NOW WHAT!!!??

[Tawa]

Roll a d1, with a DC of 1, to find own corpse.

Can't fail.

Then order them to smash their heads against a wall.

[tntey]

you roll. Yet, nothing happens. Dice can't solve everything. You order the zombies to smash their heads into the walls for warm brains, they all do, except for one. The zombie who didn't kill himself is your typical nerdy zombie, and is now your devoted follower.

[tuypo1]

go play some videogames with the nerd zombie

[blazing glory]

Request zombie tell the location of a zombie who looks like a cop and has,or is/was,near a shotgun.