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Author Topic: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)  (Read 1596 times)

tntey

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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2014, 10:54:34 am »

Bumpty Bump
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2014, 11:00:50 am »

Shoot him.

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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2014, 11:39:40 am »

You shoot him. Suddenly, your zombie friend attempts to eat the body of the killed person. Now, all the zombies are coming towards you. WHAT DO YOU DOO!
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2014, 11:43:29 am »

Shoot self.

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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2014, 11:43:51 am »

Abruptly realize Mario-esque jumping talent. Jump over hordes.
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2014, 11:55:54 am »

You jump over the zombies. Then shoot yourself in the fucking face. You fall over. Blackness falls. You wake up. You are now a ghost, watching your stupid fucking zombie form stumble around. Saying brains over and over like a crack head. What do you do?
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2014, 11:58:51 am »

Cast greater turn undead.

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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2014, 12:02:57 pm »

To use this ability, you must find a spell book.
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2014, 12:31:16 pm »

To the library!

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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2014, 12:39:47 pm »

But find the spellbook for possession instead, so that we can pretend we never died in the first place.
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2014, 12:46:17 pm »

You go into the library. You look around, and find "D&D Spells for level 10 and below!"
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2014, 12:47:58 pm »

Assuming that means caster level, aquire posession and stop time spells

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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2014, 01:42:18 pm »

You can only get the possession spells. The other spell is not here. Now what?
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2014, 02:17:52 pm »

Arrest zombie-self for murder.
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Re: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES!!!11!!!1! (SG game)
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2014, 02:47:51 pm »

You set out for your zombie form. When you can't find it, you start to get worried. What do you do?
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