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[birdy51]

Break by the waterfall?

Swan dive off the top of the waterfall into the water below. Chicks dig ruggedly handsome diving men.

[Magistrum]

Find the ladies and show off your awesome new color palette. Surely those other losers are still monochrome!

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[LordBucket]

they're all on break by the waterfall

Clearly they're bathing. Everyone knows that orc women bathe all the time. In waterfalls. To keep clean.

Jump up onto the bar, strip naked while being sure to dexterously catch all the gold coins that will surely be thrown during our striptease. We wouldn't want them hitting our magnficent hair. Then proceed with haste to the waterfall to  exchange some bathtime backrubs with the sexy orc ladies.

[RAM]

PTW

[Araph]

Find the ladies and show off your awesome new color palette. Surely those other losers are still monochrome!

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You make your way over to the waterfall, shtill inebriated. From you vantage point atop the walkway, you shpy the chicksh down by the misty base of the water fixture. You call out to them and shtrike a poshe.

Oh yeah. They're totally into you.

Break by the waterfall?

Swan dive off the top of the waterfall into the water below. Chicks dig ruggedly handsome diving men.

It sheems like a good idea to dive. You know that'll impress them.

Unfortunately, you're shtill a lil' bit drunk. You miss the water.

Hair shtatush decreashed to bruished.

Wait a minute... Where ish he? From our new vantage point (plastered on the stone floor) you can see hot babesh milling around socialishing, but you don't see what's-hish-name. Your competition. That guy.

You also note that the babes don't appear to be impressed. Playing hard-to-get, clearly.

Hair status: Bruised
Shadeglasses: Equipped

[Calidovi]

they're all on break by the waterfall

Clearly they're bathing. Everyone knows that orc women bathe all the time. In waterfalls. To keep clean.

Jump up onto the bar, strip naked while being sure to dexterously catch all the gold coins that will surely be thrown during our striptease. We wouldn't want them hitting our magnficent hair. Then proceed with haste to the waterfall to  exchange some bathtime backrubs with the sexy orc ladies.

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 Please draw for science

[FallacyofUrist]

Make sure to use waterfall as cover for any nastiness. Be arrested by guardsmen?