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[mastahcheese]

Penis Highmax, I meant your penis in her vagina.

BFEL, the grand master of failure to be subtle.

Oh, and I can't believe you still remember about that sword spell Mastah.

It was probably the best part of that entire game.

BTW, HOW IS THE MAP COMING ALONG?

Is there an emoticon for flipping people off?

[highmax28]

There WAS that one in the RTD where the guy flipped a table. Does that count?

[mastahcheese]

There WAS that one in the RTD where the guy flipped a table. Does that count?

Yeah, that's close enough.
I have it somewhere in my sig, but I'm too lazy to go pull it out.

[BFEL]

Its not "failing" to be subtle Mastah, its REFUSING to be subtle

Also I'm now misquoting you on the fact that "my sword" was the best part of your game

How about in the...we REALLY need to come up with a short way to refer to the map game...where I proposed a deal to Xantalos in stereotypical used car salesman fashion?

Oh, btw I'm still looking for that quote where Xantalos said "YOU NEED THE D" to put in his holy scripture

[mastahcheese]

Also I'm now misquoting you on the fact that "my sword" was the best part of your game

Well, the best part was your opponent, when they took a long at your massive sword and couldn't even comprehend the magnitude of it.


^{Yes, I purposefully worded that carefully.}

[BFEL]

Also I'm now misquoting you on the fact that "my sword" was the best part of your game

Well, the best part was your opponent, when they took a long at your massive sword and couldn't even comprehend the magnitude of it.


^{Yes, I purposefully worded that carefully.}

So you intentionally left it up to my imagine what they "took a long at" my sword?

[TD1]

Now, is it just me, or is there something under the surface going on here? Meh, I can't tell.

I'm sure your sword was just so hideously malformed by the spell that people were shocked whilst staring at it, BFEL. You know, a sort of rust, or perhaps a notched blade...you know how these enlargement things can go wrong, I'm sure.

Don't worry, at least it's easily discarded. It is, after all, a piece of metal, with no physical connection at all, so you're fine...right?

[mastahcheese]

...So how is any of this conversation assisting Highmax, again?

[highmax28]

...So how is any of this conversation assisting Highmax, again?

Honestly, we ARE together now, and things are a little awkward but we're managing. And no, we haven't even kissed yet BFEL... Although falling asleep cuddling is the closest so far we've gotten to. As for helping her out, I'm trying everything within my power to help her

[mastahcheese]

So talking about BFEL's "sword" helped Highmax to score a girlfriend.

Day = Done.

[BFEL]

So talking about BFEL's "sword" helped Highmax to score a girlfriend.

Day = Done.

This is getting an honorary place in my sig.

[highmax28]

So talking about BFEL's "sword" helped Highmax to score a girlfriend.

Day = Done.

This is getting an honorary place in my sig.

Think what you want but it was the first round of advice that did it. The rest was just filler, but this is too hilarious to pass up