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[Blue Viking Hog]

Horrible doodle:

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[Sabretache]

Haha! That's actually really good! I like the rainbow clouds.

[voodooattack]

His lack of a beard is appalling! This is an outrage!

[Lielac]

His lack of a beard is appalling! This is an outrage!

It looks like a goblin to me. You can tell because of the evil teeth and, of course, the lack of beard.

[voodooattack]

His lack of a beard is appalling! This is an outrage!

It looks like a goblin to me. You can tell because of the evil teeth and, of course, the lack of beard.

Goblins can have beards.

[Lielac]

His lack of a beard is appalling! This is an outrage!

It looks like a goblin to me. You can tell because of the evil teeth and, of course, the lack of beard.

Goblins can have beards.

What, really?

Edit: I used forumdwarves to dump the descriptions of the goblins in my HFDP to a computer-searchable format and "beard" has 0 hits. You'd think out of 39 goblins at least one would have a beard, even if half of them are ladies.

[voodooattack]

This is shocking.. I've always imagined goblins as hairy creatures with filthy beards. While dwarves have their beards all neat and combed/braided.

[Lielac]

... Okay, according to vanilla raws goblin men do, in fact, have the [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS] tag. LIEEEEEEEES, LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Manveru Taurënér]

... Okay, according to vanilla raws goblin men do, in fact, have the [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS] tag. LIEEEEEEEES, LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Just facial hair does not make a beard ;P

Goblins lack this crucial part of the standard creature raws, which can be found in Dwarves, Humans, Satyrs, Ettins, Cyclops and Merpeople but not in the goblin part:

      [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHEEK_WHISKERS]
       [PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS]
         [TISSUE_STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANDARD_BEARD_SHAPINGS]
            [TSU_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR]

[Lielac]

... Okay, according to vanilla raws goblin men do, in fact, have the [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS] tag. LIEEEEEEEES, LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Just facial hair does not make a beard ;P

Goblins lack this crucial part of the standard creature raws, which can be found in Dwarves, Humans, Satyrs, Ettins, Cyclops and Merpeople but not in the goblin part:

      [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHEEK_WHISKERS]
       [PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS]
         [TISSUE_STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANDARD_BEARD_SHAPINGS]
            [TSU_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR]

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I didn't look thoroughly enough! Thank you kindly, good Urist.