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[Remuthra]

Adopting accent...
Engaging first person writing...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alright, so I was just sitting there at the bus stop, waiting for that accursedly slow public transportation. The bus was running late. I think the usual driver was sick or something. So, here I was, waiting there in the snow. I have no clue why there was snow, since the last time we had snow cover was three years ago and it was the middle of the summer, but sometimes life is just like that. Alright, so I was just standing there for about twenty more minutes, thinking of more ways to slip the word alright into my sentences, when suddenly, out of the blue, a bus appears! It was such a completely unexpected thing to happen, alright, that I just sort of fell over! It was this old British double decker bus, painted in rainbow colors, with the words Public Transport No. 666 across the side. The bus was doing about eighty, alright, and it just screams past the stop towards the curb and does some sort of double backflip over the median and onto the other lane. Alright, now what should happen but that some old guy in a bathrobe falls clean out of a window of the bus and lands in the snow nearby. Alright, so I was like, "Joe, what in the name of the Alrighty are you doing here?" And he was all like, "What in the Sam Hell John Wilkes Dolphin Kissing Booth is going on here? Where's all me wee birds go?" And I was all like, "Joe, get out of the snow and explain yourself, alright!" And so he got up, alright, and he said, "Well I'll be a leoplurodon in a clown car! That no good revolver-toting driver dropped us off at the wrong stop!" And so I helped him up, and I took him inside, alright, and I got him a hot beverage, and I made a call to Veterans' Affairs. Now, I'm going to give you some nice immersion here by reenacting the details.
Phone: Ring, ring.
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, let me redirect you.
Phone: Redirect...
Guy: Hello, Veterans' Affairs?
Me: Hello, I'm here to call in for someone.
Guy: Alright, who is it?
Me: It's Joe again.
Guy: *sigh* Alright, let me call a cab. We'll take it from here.
Me: Alright, thanks, that was quite unusually expedient.
Guy: Yes, we've been doing quite well here cleaning up the system. Thanks for calling!
Phome: Disconnect.
And that's about it, alright.

All the alrights. They are mine. You cannot have them.

[kj1225]

Two more spots! This will be closed to new entries at midnight central time. Now if you excuse me I have some fiendishly shipping filled planning for the next prompt.

[Dansmithers]

NO! The shipping will DESTROY US ALL!

[kj1225]

I knew what that link would be before I clicked it. And since I'm a nice guy I'll let anyone change their avatars looks until the closing of the writers list. But I'm not changing my prompts because I'm not that nice.

[Remuthra]

Alright.

[Dansmithers]

Ah well, Skarrch is basically 4th wall dynamite anyway.

[kj1225]

Prompt:  You and your avatar are working to catch a criminal when you stop in to a restraunt and the waiter mistakes you two for an odd couple. Bonus for one of you pointing out that it's not a date and the waiter not listening.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Prompt:  You and your avatar are working to catch a criminal when you stop in to a restraunt and the waiter mistakes you two for an odd couple. Bonus for one of you pointing out that it's not a date and the waiter not listening.

Spoiler: Response (click to show/hide)

The teen and the dragon had been hired by the police force to capture some criminals whom had stolen money from a sealed vault.  Unknown to the police, the two were the ones to have taken it through usage of the dragon's abilities.  The two had gone to a restaurant in order to finalize their plan, but they were interrupted by a waiter.

"So what can I get this lovely couple?" asked the waiter.

The teen glanced over at the waiter, and said, "We're not here on a date, we're here on business."

"Sure, sure," replied the waiter.  "What is it I can get you two?"

The dragon and the teen spoke their orders, and the waiter left.  'I read his mind, he didn't believe what you had said.' spoke the dragon in the teen's mind.

'Considering how he made such a poor initial guess, I wouldn't doubt it,' replied the teen mentally.  'Anyway, to business, are your temporal and spacial distortion abilities ready?'

'Do you even need to ask?  Do you have the money?'

'It's in the lining of the jacket.'

'Then let us get this done.'

By the time the waiter had returned, the two had mysteriously disappeared.

The two had gone back to when Apple was first founded, and bought up most of the stock that the company had released at that time.  They then traveled to when Apple was at its peak stock price, and sold all of which they bought.  Adding in stock splits, the share price of Apple dropped so severely that the company crashed.  The two returned to the present day, and found that they had created a new timeline from their meddling, causing them to meet themselves with no adverse effects, and no crime had been committed.

Net Profit:  10 thousand gold bars.

(All points earned, with near complete avoidance and massive profit, and two versions of each character for laughs.)

[mastahcheese]

Take that, Apple.

[kj1225]

Bumping.

[kj1225]

((Bump))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((Bump))

Maybe you should try PMs instead.

[kj1225]

PM sent to everyone who hasn't posted yet.