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dorfdokamine

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UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« on: April 27, 2013, 04:25:14 pm »
Build castle.

Surround with moat.

43 babies?

Must need a bigger moat.

http://i.imgur.com/9n4uYXF.jpg

Finishing off an ambush.

Mother falls in moat.

Drops baby.

Bashes enemy underwater for a while.

Decides to go get more ammo, leaving baby underwater, alone with enemy.

Next month or so looks like...

http://i.imgur.com/zLpFG9f.jpg

Month after isn't as bad though...

http://i.imgur.com/OvvpbSb.jpg

The baby is still alive.

I Think I need a bigger moat.



~May all your vomit dissapear into the water.~
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Catsup

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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2013, 04:34:15 pm »
how did you avoid constant job cancellation due to seeking infant? i would love to know that, then i can design a room to get rid of babies before they become children. Atm i use a atom-smasher for children, but that also destroys the clothes they wear.
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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2013, 07:41:49 pm »
Hahahahahahahah!!!

I never get over this forum.

"Oh I can use this to keep the clothes of the children I have executed". :P
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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2013, 07:58:15 pm »
Imagine reading this without context. xD
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Nyan Thousand

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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 09:48:22 am »
I can't think of any other place in the world where the topic of "UNDERWATER BABY BASHING" doesn't result in a call from the party-van.
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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2013, 05:57:35 pm »
Quote from: Nyan Thousand on April 28, 2013, 09:48:22 am
I can't think of any other place in the world where the topic of "UNDERWATER BABY BASHING" doesn't result in a call from the party-van.

Can you imagine if the media actually found out about this forum? Toady would be burned at the stake for creating a game that influences people to murder children, drop puppies to explode in front of a crowd literally two seconds after they're born, and capture mermen in a stupidly complex way just to murder THEIR children for their super valuable bones.

THE MEDIA MUST NEVER KNOW. PULL THE LEVER.
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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2013, 07:54:40 pm »
This is exactly as wonderful as I expected from a topic named UNDERWATER BABY BASHING.

Also, can we get a check on that baby and whether or not it is becoming incredibly physically/mentally durable due to all the physical/mental torment it is receiving? This would be an interesting way to create future super-soldiers out of children.
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Just Some Guy

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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2013, 08:08:08 pm »
Steamrunner? What mod(s) are you using?
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laularukyrumo

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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2013, 10:41:37 pm »
Looks like masterwork. Can tell from the font.
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slothen

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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2013, 09:04:11 am »
Quote from: Catsup on April 27, 2013, 04:34:15 pm
how did you avoid constant job cancellation due to seeking infant? i would love to know that, then i can design a room to get rid of babies before they become children. Atm i use a atom-smasher for children, but that also destroys the clothes they wear.

hmm, babies don't wear clothes though.  And you can use 2/7 water to make mothers drop their babies.
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Re: UNDERWATER BABY BASHING
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2013, 01:42:17 pm »
Never tell Fox news.

Didn't girl in hat cover super soldiers with her "child care"?

I didn't read it all so I don't know.

Have fun with your moats "dorf".
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(when goblins showed up, I mumbled "Smithers! Release the hounds!" and had the lever pulled.)