Flip to a stand and look around.
[6-1-1]
You flip to a stand well!
[3]
You look around. You don't see much in the darkness, but you do see a flash of red and blue. Hmm. The scattering gets louder.
Summon a female companion.
[2]
You summon a female companion. As you look at her, you notice that she doesn't seem... Too wholesome. She's smoking a pack of cigarettes and wearing a revealing outfit. You guess that she must be in her late 40's. She winks at you.
Leigh grumbles and continues trying to construct the armor plating from the steel around him, ignoring mostly everything.
[6]
You decide to just go whole hog and rip out the steel using your C.O.G. It works! Unfortunately, you hear some more hissing. Some red lights flash.
[4]
You then make some armour. It's actually pretty good, considering your materials.
Gamzee picks up his clubs, and takes a gulp from his Faygo Bottle. He begins hallucinating, and suddenly has an urge to kill cats...
Rush over to the cats, searching for any of them without eyes, and smack it into next...Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday should be good.
[3]
You can't seem to find any without eyes! Oh well, if you kill enough of them then surely you'll get to one without eyes.
[5v6]
You try to attack them, but they swarm you! Miraculously though, you manage to escape the cat pile uninjured.
"And that is why you don't mess with me."
Alexei raises his AK and cocks it, then aims at the cats.
"You want to play, kitten? Come on. I've got plenty of ammo."
If the cats try to attack Alexei, mow them down with the AK.
[5]
You aim your gun at all of the cat's heads simultaneously. It sounds impossible, but you do it.
Use my Velociraptor nose to sniff out communism. Eat whoever smells of communism, as part of my alliance.
[1]
You smell communism... Yes, yes... But wait! You realise that it's coming from you! You growl and charge yourself.
[4v4]
You stretch, and stretch... But you can't seem to get your mouth close to yourself, no matter what you try!
Use my pain and suffering to regenerate my face and shape-morph my arm into a battleaxe!
[2]
You realise that you only can use other's pain and suffering! Oh no!
"Hm..."
Antoine walks somewhat closer to a group of the cats
He says- in his most calming and gentle voice-, "Excuse-moi, little kitties, but have you considered the benefits of becoming my minions? For starters..."
Try to use my natural charismatic capabilities to convince the kitty cats to join my criminal crusade.
[1+2]
The cats don't seem to understand you, but they do seem to warm to you a bit.
Meow Meow, puurrr!
[1] [6]
You completely and utterly fail, however, luckily you manage to bounce up and dodge the danger. However this causes some of you to go up through the roof, making even more holes! Alarm klaxons start blaring, and
[1] [2] [2] [6] [4] [3] [2] [4] [6]
Jargon starts choking due to the lack of oxygen! -[2] health.
Donzor, Leigh and Cheesecake man also begin to choke, but they don't lose any health.
Gamzee and the cats hold their breath so that they don't choke! However, this causes them to pass out. At least they don't take any damage!
Alexei and Antoine seem to be fine though, for some odd reason.
Bob seems to be fine for now, but doesn't look like he's going to be fine for much longer...
Name: Jargon Paris
Current Items: Computer, I-pad and a fork
Health: 3/5
Status:
Choking- 25% to take damage every turn.Bonus:
Weird office place
Penalty: Just an office worker
Name: Gamzee Makara
Current Items: Bottle of Faygo, Pair of Juggling Clubs
Health: 5/5
Status: Unconcious
Bonus:
Nigh unkillable
Penalty: Insane
Name: Leigh Marsh
Current Items: Engineer suit, welding mask, over-sized spanner, C.O.G.
Health: 5/5
Status:
Choking- 25% chance of taking damage each turn.Bonus:
Accomplished engineerPenalty:
Overprotective of your invention
Name: Bob
Current Items: Fake glasses, false moustache
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
VelociraptorPenalty:
On the food chain
Name: Alexei Risovat
Current Items: AK47, olive hoodie, makarov
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
Badass fighterPenalty:
Troubled past.
Name: Cheesecake Man
Current Items: Spandex suit, The Bakinator, The Killy Ray gun, cape
Health: 3/5
Status:
Ripped Face- -2 to diplomacy rolls! (2) Choking- 25% chance of taking damage each turn.Bonus:
Feed off sufferingPenalty:
Feed off you
Name: Antoine DeMarco
Current Items: Pinstripe suit, light pistol, switch blade.
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
ClassPenalty:
Gentleman
Name: Donzor
Current Items: Black Green Leather Robe, T-Shirt Oversized Belt, Spellbook, Sneakers
Health: 5/5
Status:
Choking- 25% chance of taking damage each turn.Bonus:
Ladies manPenalty:
Jealous Ex or two.[/b]