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[Xantalos]

Establish an altar to Azathoth in your basement. Offer up the Clown as sacrifice. Try to get something in return if possible.

[IcyTea31]

Give him a laptop and show him TV Tropes. He should be browsing it for days that way, thus being quiet, if he doesn't need to eat, drink or sleep.

[hops]

Smack clown with a comically large fish, preferably trout

You summon a large trout and use your telekinesis to slap the Clown around.
It does exactly two things: jack, and shit.

Pull The Lever! The one connected to the pillar of soap that holds up the entire fortress.

It's in your landlord's room. You'd probably get evicted if you try something like that.

Not that you won't already get evicted for this mess.

Give him a laptop and show him TV Tropes. He should be browsing it for days that way, thus being quiet, if he doesn't need to eat, drink or sleep.

Pulling items from the future never worked well. Plus, there is no reception in this era yet.

Establish an altar to Azathoth in your basement. Offer up the Clown as sacrifice. Try to get something in return if possible.

...hours later after cobbling up a makeshift altar, you walk up to find the the Clown has disappeared.

OH FUCK.

[Remuthra]

Summon URISTCO Clowndar. Use its clown-detective properties to discover where the clown went.

[intelligentmoron]

Grow beard, use superior beard senses to find clown

[Xantalos]

Make balloon animal to attract Clown.

[IcyTea31]

Why not just do the logical thing?

See if there are any footprints or the like, then go to the street and ask passerbys if they have seen a clown that's gibbering insanely.

[hops]

Summon URISTCO Clowndar. Use its clown-detective properties to discover where the clown went.

You were about to prepare the spell to summon the URISTCO Clowndar when you realized the Clown drank all your booze, and you need them to summon any URISTCO artifacts.

Grow beard, use superior beard senses to find clown

You, a goblin wizard, is not going to violate your sense of honor just to get at an insane invincible Clown whose title is always capitalized.

Make balloon animal to attract Clown.

You summon three balloon elementals to accompany you, as you...

See if there are any footprints or the like, then go to the street and ask passerbys if they have seen a clown that's gibbering insanely.

...inspect your smoldering lab and the front door of your apartment. You slip past your landlord easily. There are no footprints.

You leave your abode to search for the runaway Clown. You ask random strangers about the Clown, but their stories conflict, and all of them sounded ridiculous.

[IcyTea31]

Clone self (with magic!) 7 times, and split up to each 8 directions, telling the clones to send a telepathic message if they find the Clown.

[Remuthra]

Ascend to the aether and become Godhead Person of Importance.