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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 17865 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #150 on: January 16, 2013, 05:44:30 pm »

Respawn atop the back of the Paradox Beast. Direct it to trample Head Death
[3] You respawn above the Paradox Beast, missing as it's moving to attack Head Death of its own accord.

Respawn as god.
Resurrect eldritch abominations.

[5] Dammit, can't we go one game without any gods? ONE GAME? [5+3] A bunch of Eldritch Abominations are summoned, some familiar, some new, and some which look like Lovecraft's brain got attacked by a facehugger and started spewing chestbursters, some of which started developing into eldritchmorphs.

Respawn safe distance away from fallout. Begin collecting and refining.
[6] You respawn on the other side of the world. Well, dammit.

Begin to devour the cosmos.
[4] You eat a few corpses. Gotta start somewhere.

Find way to Earth.
[3] The way is a locked door.

"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains" "Pull youself together man!"
[1] Nope. Maybe you should get some Coke in town, eh, black pool?

MULTIPLY. LOGIC AND PHYSICS BE DAMNED, I'M GOING TO FLOOD THIS PLACE WITH KITTENS.
Two kittens of opposite genders start approaching each other. The good news is, when they reach each other they'll probably be old enough to mate.

Kill any and all eldritch abominations with horrible bagpipe music.
[1] You summon more eldritch abominations.

GM TURN:
Head Death [2v1] jumps under the Paradox Beast's clumsy foot. The other Deaths start squabbling. The abominations take over!
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #151 on: January 16, 2013, 05:49:22 pm »

SCREW THAT NOISE, MULTIPLY VIA BINARY FISSION.
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scapheap

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #152 on: January 16, 2013, 05:53:02 pm »

Go around eating people.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #153 on: January 16, 2013, 05:58:21 pm »

Call for help against Eldritch abominations.
And help The Deaths.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #154 on: January 16, 2013, 06:01:04 pm »

Become new Head Death. Set this place to rights.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #155 on: January 16, 2013, 06:08:30 pm »

Summon Old Man Henderson to fix this mess
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TCM

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #156 on: January 16, 2013, 06:19:50 pm »

Drive these fools to school.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #157 on: January 16, 2013, 06:21:55 pm »

Shatter spacetime.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [&] Turns!
« Reply #158 on: January 16, 2013, 06:52:21 pm »

Begin asexual reproduction
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Guess the Reference (hint: in its 3rd turn)
« Reply #159 on: January 16, 2013, 07:50:55 pm »

SCREW THAT NOISE, MULTIPLY VIA BINARY FISSION.
Ironic choice of phrase, no?
[5] Each kitten becomes four smaller, hungrier kittens.

Go around eating people.
You're still a puddle. 'Tis alwus a muddle.

Call for help against Eldritch abominations.
And help The Deaths.
The deaths are still disorganized. Still, [2] you fail to do any of that.

Become new Head Death. Set this place to rights.
[4] You do.

Summon Old Man Henderson to fix this mess
[4] "Ye madmn, wher'd ya pud me weemuns?!?"

Drive these fools to school.
[1] You get run over by a school bus. Hey, a school bus! Respawn?

Shatter spacetime.
[5] DAMMIT! Why do you keep destroying the universe?

The universe has been utterly destroyed. Nice.
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