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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 18094 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #135 on: January 12, 2013, 01:51:57 pm »
Check my daily plan. How many people get killed by horrible bagpipe music? A lot, presumably.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #136 on: January 12, 2013, 01:58:06 pm »
Respawn on Earth.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2013, 04:08:25 pm »
respawn. Collect souls.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2013, 04:39:52 pm »
Begin sweeping up fallout, refine complex results. Look up Designs for an anti-matter creation device. If dead respawn.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #139 on: January 13, 2013, 02:48:55 am »
I a goat? Sweet.
Eat everything.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #140 on: January 15, 2013, 09:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 12, 2013, 12:40:08 pm
Drown my direct superior in sewage
[1] You drown in sewage. Paradox is working overtime.

Quote from: Vorthon on January 12, 2013, 12:42:53 pm
Become every kitten ever. ALL THE MULTIVERSE SHALL BE KITTENS.
[6] You become an infinite number of kittens scattered over an infinite plane. This could either mean an infinite density of kittens or effectively zero, or maybe a perfectly finite density of kittens. [1] It's the "effectively zero" one.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on January 12, 2013, 12:43:09 pm
Respawn.
Unmake Steve.
[4v2+1] Steve is gone. The Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve [4v2] wrestles you to death. Respawn?

Quote from: scapheap on January 12, 2013, 12:48:03 pm
Overtake Mercer from the inside.
[6] You do and promptly melt into a pile of Blacklight goo. Making you a black pool. Ha ha. Watch out for mineshafts.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on January 12, 2013, 01:51:57 pm
Check my daily plan. How many people get killed by horrible bagpipe music? A lot, presumably.
Ah...nope. Crap. Oh, and you lose a hand.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on January 12, 2013, 01:58:06 pm
Respawn on Earth.
[2] You respawn on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death.

Quote from: Persus13 on January 12, 2013, 04:08:25 pm
respawn. Collect souls.
[4] Somehow, swapping souls for hundred dollar bills is somewhat popular. You have [6,5] 11 souls.

Quote from: misko27 on January 12, 2013, 04:39:52 pm
Begin sweeping up fallout, refine complex results. Look up Designs for an anti-matter creation device. If dead respawn.
Respawning, [2] you determine that you are on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death again.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 13, 2013, 02:48:55 am
I a goat? Sweet.
Eat everything.
[3] You eat some guy's hand and a kitten.

GM TURN:
NOW?
[1] The giant frog starts running as a Paradox Beast erupts from the crater. Head Death stares at it and flips the little number to 0.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #141 on: January 15, 2013, 09:16:30 pm »
Respawn atop the back of the Paradox Beast. Direct it to trample Head Death
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 11:05:40 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #142 on: January 15, 2013, 10:14:23 pm »
Respawn as god.
Resurrect eldritch abominations.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #143 on: January 15, 2013, 11:05:16 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 15, 2013, 09:16:30 pm
Respawn atop the back of the Paradox Beast. Direct it to trample Head Death Shadow Dragon
Aid action.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #144 on: January 15, 2013, 11:40:22 pm »
Respawn safe distance away from fallout. Begin collecting and refining.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #145 on: January 16, 2013, 02:13:36 am »
Begin to devour the cosmos.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #146 on: January 16, 2013, 11:54:15 am »
Find way to Earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #147 on: January 16, 2013, 01:35:17 pm »
"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains" "Pull youself together man!"
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #148 on: January 16, 2013, 03:18:46 pm »
MULTIPLY. LOGIC AND PHYSICS BE DAMNED, I'M GOING TO FLOOD THIS PLACE WITH KITTENS.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #149 on: January 16, 2013, 04:28:26 pm »
Kill any and all eldritch abominations with horrible bagpipe music.
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