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[freeformschooler]

INCREDIBLY GENERIC FANTASY RTD:
TURN ZERO

Well, ain't that how it always is? Just sitting around, gabbing about orcs and dungeons and treasure when it turns out all six of you are, in fact, mighty adventurers.

The tavern barkeep leans down near your table. "You know, I hear that the ol' eastern Crypt has some 'items of great power,' if you know what I mean. I'd pay a mighty fine sum were any of you to find them for me."

A few tables over, a half-troll knocks a half-elf to the ground. This might be reason enough to pick a fight, but everyone knows half-elves are pansies and are always asking for it.

What will you do?

Spoiler: AGHARHGRHARGA (Dermonster) (click to show/hide)

Name: AGHARHGRHARGA
Bio: This man has no lower jaw! You cannot understand his mad ravings! Christ, there's a lot of raving. It seems half of it is centered on the fact that he does not have a lower jaw. His beard is simultaneously magnificent and puzzling.
HP: 50/50
Wounds: None!
Equipment: Robe | Wizard Hat
Powers: Derming

Spoiler: Fredrick the Magnificent Bastard (Theros) (click to show/hide)

Name: Fredrick the Magnificent Bastard
Bio: Fredrick is a magnificent bastard, born of a noble lady who got around far too much. She evicted him for being a lazy arse who did nothing but woo the court ladies.
HP: 50/50
Wounds: None!
Equipment: Foppish Tunic | Rapier
Powers: Ha, ha, ha! | Recurring Villian

Spoiler: Monique the Perfectly Generic Ranger (Doomblade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Monique the Perfectly Generic Ranger
Bio: He used to be a soldier. He's now an adventurer.
HP: 50/50
Wounds: None!
Equipment: Ye Olde English Longbow | Ranger Attire
Powers: Generic Animal Friendliness

Spoiler: Serjaj (Ironyowl) (click to show/hide)

Name: Serjaj
Bio: Serjai is an evil sorceress of the necromantic variety. She wants to take over the world, and doesn't care how many berserk try-to-eat-her-as-its-first-action undead abominations she has to raise to do it.
HP: 50/50
Wounds: None!
Equipment: Wizarding equipment | Skin-bound tome
Powers: Unreliable Necromancy

Spoiler: Oswald Horsa (Ochita) (click to show/hide)

Name: Oswald Horsa
Bio: He is a generic gnome. Who knows magic in this fantasy generic world. He doesn't say a thing about his past at all.
HP: 50/50
Wounds: None!
Equipment: Robe | Wizard Hat
Powers: Gnome Wizardry

Spoiler: Bertrem (Greatwyrmgold) (click to show/hide)

Name: Bertrem
Bio: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
HP: 50/50
Wounds: None!
Equipment: Antique Clothes
Powers: Immortality

[Dermonster]

Attempt to hit on Serjaj.

"Harharhhrhararlrharlrhlrah. hrharhhah. alhhrlhlrhlara." *Point suggestively toward mouth.* "hra rahar."

[IronyOwl]

It took Serjai a good ten seconds to figure out what the jawless guy was getting at. This was probably fairly obvious to everyone else, as her response was to stare at him for ten seconds with an odd expression, then recoil suddenly.

"Ugh no," she said, baffled at his attempts at... seduction? Whatever you call that. "I'm gonna go molest that half-elf now."

Ask troll if he's done with that. If yes, drag it over to us. If no, wait patiently for my turn.

[TherosPherae]

Frederick: Challenge both the half-elf and the half-orc to duels for disrupting your conversation.

[Doomblade187]

Monique: Punch Frederick in the snout to establish superiority. And for challenging the others.

[Ochita]

Oswald: Watch whats happening, sip a drink.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Bertrem: Stand up for the half-elf. Seriously, if you guys are trying to be heroes you suck at it.