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Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD: Turn Zero
« on: December 07, 2012, 08:55:22 pm »

INCREDIBLY GENERIC FANTASY RTD!


You all are gathered around a table in a generic tavern. The barkeeper gives you funny glances and mutters something about "adventurer types." An ugly orc winks at one of you from across the room. But wait: what are your names?

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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (0/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2012, 08:59:47 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: AGHARHGRHARGA
Appropriately Medieval Biography: This man has no lower jaw! You cannot understand his mad ravings! Christ, there's a lot of raving. It seems half of it is centered on the fact that he does not have a lower jaw. His beard is simultaneously magnificent and puzzling.
Cool Equipment: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Cool Powers: MAJJAIYKS
« Last Edit: December 07, 2012, 09:05:15 pm by dermonster »
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (0/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2012, 09:00:16 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: Fredrick the Magnificent Bastard
Appropriately Medieval Biography: Fredrick is a magnificent bastard, born of a noble lady who got around far too much. She evicted him for being a lazy arse who did nothing but woo the court ladies.
Cool Equipment: Foppish Tunic, Rapier
Cool Powers: Magnificent Bastardry
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2012, 09:03:57 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: Monique the Perfectly Generic Ranger (goes by Monique)
Appropriately Medieval Biography: He used to be a soldier. He's now an adventurer.
Cool Equipment: Ye olde English Longbow and arrows (with quiver!) But let's not forget the generic ranger clothing!
Cool Powers: Awesome Archeryness
« Last Edit: December 07, 2012, 09:14:46 pm by Doomblade187 »
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2012, 09:05:43 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: Serjai
Appropriately Medieval Biography: Serjai is an evil sorceress of the necromantic variety. She wants to take over the world, and doesn't care how many berserk try-to-eat-her-as-its-first-action undead abominations she has to raise to do it.
Cool Equipment: A STAFF and a ROBE! Oooooooh! Also a skin-bound tome adorned with bone detailing various wicked things someone could do if they were a necromancer.
Cool Powers: Necromantic sorceress stuff.
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (0/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2012, 09:05:59 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: Oswald Horsa
Appropriately Medieval Biography: He is a generic gnome. Who knows magic in this fantasy generic world. He doesn't say a thing about his past at all.
Cool Equipment: Wizards robe and hat
Cool Powers: Maaaaagical powers
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2012, 09:06:45 pm »

ARHOARYHRHHRYARORAHAYRHRHAYRARHAOHR (Man all ya'll be stealin' my magic.)
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2012, 09:14:35 pm »

Weeeellll, look at it like this. 3 mages, 3 people who are nexus's of magical power.

This will be a fun party to be in.
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2012, 09:39:57 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: Bertrem
Appropriately Medieval Biography: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
Cool Equipment: Antique Clothes
Cool Powers: Cannot be killed!
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2012, 09:40:58 pm »

Appropriately Medieval Name: Bertrem
Appropriately Medieval Biography: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
Cool Equipment: Antique Clothes
Cool Powers: Cannot be killed!
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2012, 09:47:17 pm »

Oops. Darn 504 errors.
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2012, 10:11:25 pm »

Signups closed, no waitlist, starting turn later when I'm not fairly busy.
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2012, 10:12:44 pm »

Looks like I got in just in time!
Or just too late, depending on which post you look at.
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2012, 10:48:53 pm »

((Damn. :( I had the perfect idea, too. Oh well, next time!))
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Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2012, 03:24:48 am »

Signups closed, no waitlist, starting turn later when I'm not fairly busy.
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