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Drazinononda

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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2012, 07:00:41 pm »
Once during a goblin siege I saw a rabbit kill one of the invaders by tearing his throat out.
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2012, 08:32:50 pm »
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2012, 08:53:13 pm »
Had a raven cause a dwarf to dodge off of one of my towers.

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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2012, 04:25:47 am »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on November 16, 2012, 06:02:06 pm
Compounded with the fact that badgers are bloodthirsty psychos, they're usually attacking dwarves. Essentially, imagine taking on a badger just almost as big as you.

Almost as big as me? Thats peanuts for badgers, the are known for killing motherf*cking lions.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/honeybadger.html
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My son, many speak of the honor in war.
My preferred method is to wait until their back is turned, then impale them with a pike held by someone else.
Preferrably from a distance.

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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2012, 04:53:53 am »
horseshoe crab.  :-[
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2012, 05:16:22 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 04:14:38 pm
That's actually pretty accurate. Hippies kill more people than any other African mammal.
...Autocorrect changed hippoes to hippies. Screw it, it stays.

The mere fact that they're one animal that even Steve Irwin steered clear of is about a good a testament to how dangerous the hippo is as any.

Well, except for what their skulls look like. Nothing compares to that when it comes to showing how utterly terrifying a hippo is.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2012, 10:53:13 am »
I forgot this is Dwarf fortress for a moment when I said " Peaceful" animals maybe I should have tamed the named Raccoon as a war beast.  ;)
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2012, 11:22:36 am »
Quote from: Rendking on November 17, 2012, 10:53:13 am
I forgot this is Dwarf fortress for a moment when I said " Peaceful" animals maybe I should have tamed the named Raccoon as a war beast.  ;)
...You know that he would have kept his feral status despite all of your dwarves believing it to be tame (assuming that bug is still in), because it already had tasted dwarf blood?

But of course you knew. A rabid racoon guarding your back entrance from invaders and dwarves alike is bound to be FUN.
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2012, 12:20:14 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 04:14:38 pm
Quote from: Findulidas on November 16, 2012, 02:33:02 pm
Hippoes are very dangerous if you provoke them, they are completely harmless if you let them be. Really anything with hooves can easily destroy you in adventure mode though, just needs a bit of luck if you are highly skilled and a bit of less luck if you arent wearing a helmet.
That's actually pretty accurate. Hippies kill more people than any other African mammal.
...Autocorrect changed hippoes to hippies. Screw it, it stays.

I am surprised by the deadliness of pandas.

It knows that Hippies are evil to the bone.
Cartman was right.

Also: http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/30256/hippos-kill-more-people-than-sharks
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 12:52:03 pm by Berossus »
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My son, many speak of the honor in war.
My preferred method is to wait until their back is turned, then impale them with a pike held by someone else.
Preferrably from a distance.

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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2012, 05:32:29 pm »
Quote from: Scootagoose on November 16, 2012, 08:53:13 pm
Had a raven cause a dwarf to dodge off of one of my towers.
I had a raven that "smacked" a baby in the head. I bet the mother used the child as a makeshift club.
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2012, 06:16:10 pm »
I have had plump helmet men kill my dwarfs
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Re: animals that aren't normaly killers
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2012, 11:42:14 am »
Quote from: Ubiq on November 17, 2012, 05:16:22 am
Well, except for what their skulls look like. Nothing compares to that when it comes to showing how utterly terrifying a hippo is.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Are you sure that's not Godzilla's skull? :o
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