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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13257 times)

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #360 on: November 10, 2012, 08:12:39 pm »

besides, i am not the owner of the hill. im just the guardian of the tea ON the hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #361 on: November 11, 2012, 12:38:10 am »

I turn my form into Slenderman and kidnap all of you and sell you to Candlejack. I grow a creepy forest on the hill and make it my turf.

My hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #362 on: November 11, 2012, 11:30:59 am »

I turn my form into Slenderman and kidnap all of you and sell you to Candlejack. I grow a creepy forest on the hill and make it my turf.

My hill.
Bet you 10 dollars that somehow, tea will grow there.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #363 on: November 11, 2012, 11:33:17 am »

I sigh, shoot Slenderman in the head and consume his equivalent to a soul and mind, kill Candlejack, rescue everyone, and declare a war on tea.

"This has gone TOO far. The tea is everywhere!"

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #364 on: November 11, 2012, 05:34:04 pm »

the tea grows over the forest, then random slender-things eat everyone who hates tea. then the tea spontaneously combusts. there is now no tea on the (still unclamed) hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #365 on: November 12, 2012, 02:02:42 am »

Except everyone hates tea.

So you are left alone.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #366 on: November 12, 2012, 09:37:46 am »

there is now no tea. it burned itsself.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #367 on: November 12, 2012, 10:35:54 am »

I come back to life, revive everyone, and then sentence you to watch Irate Gamer videos.

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #368 on: November 12, 2012, 10:45:36 am »

i have been dead.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #369 on: November 13, 2012, 08:07:39 pm »

THE HILL IS MINE!

I also execute the Elf.
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