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[GreatWyrmGold]

Try saving that for last.

[Furtuka]

Well the only other option I can think of is probability and that would be best saved for last or second to last sooo... hmmm


ah! Geometry and spacial dimensions!

[Tsuchigumo550]

SPAWN AS THE PERSONIFICATION OF 5:00 PM

SING SOnGS, DRINK, AND BE MERRY, FOR WE SHALL ALL BE 5! ACCELERATE 5GEDDON!

[misko27]

define 5 as the set of everything, therefore allowing the 5ing to occur without harmful effects.

[Tavik Toth]

RESPAWN WITH HUMAN RACE
OWN SPACE BATTLESHIP
GO TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

KICK FURTUKA IN THE NUTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO AVERT FIVEGEDDEN.

[2] FI5E DON'T HAV5 NARDS!

DOOM TIMER HAS A THREE IN IT

THREE IS NOT FIVE

ADJUST ACCORDINGLY

[6] There a5e now five diquintiturns lef5...Wa5t, the math 5oesn't add u5...

Refine armor once more, reverse 5gennon.

[4] Armo5 refine5. [3-1] Fivegedd5n not reve5sed.

Well the only other option I can think of is probability and that would be best saved for last or second to last sooo... hmmm

ah! Geometry and spacial dimensions!

[5] Spa5e is no5 five-dim5nsional. Geomet5y teacher5 weep.

SPAWN AS THE PERSONIFICATION OF 5:00 PM

SING SOnGS, DRINK, AND BE MERRY, FOR WE SHALL ALL BE 5! ACCELERATE 5GEDDON!

[4] It's fi5e o'clo5k somewh5re, namely y5u. [6] Fivegge5on is accelera5ed to -1 tu5ns. It m5st m5ke up fo5 lost 5ime.

define 5 as the set of everything, therefore allowing the 5ing to occur without harmful effects.

[5] Fiv5 is t5e set 5f every5hing. Thi5 change5 nothing.

RESPAWN WITH HUMAN RACE
OWN SPACE BATTLESHIP
GO TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

[2] No 5uch luc5.

G5 TUR5:
Is th5re any5hing left?
Oh, r5ght, Dr. K5ng.
He [1] acci5entally opens 5 port5l to the 5byss. H5 is suc5ed into i5.

[Vorthon]

HIT UNIVERSAL RESET BUTTON, RESETTING EVERYTHING TO HOW IT WAS AT THE START OF THE GAME

[misko27]

HIT UNIVERSAL RESET BUTTON, RESETTING EVERYTHING TO HOW IT WAS AT THE START OF THE GAME

+1, but with a ship for everyone to travel back in.

[Tsuchigumo550]

SABOTAGE BUTTON BY POURING ALCOHOL ON IT BEFORE IT IS PRESSED.

SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, and an eldritch abomination showed up. Forgot that.

[Furtuka]

TIME AND PROBABILITY

[Tavik Toth]

STOP FIVEGEDDON
REVIVE HUMAN RACE
BECOME UNIVERSE

[Spinal_Taper]

Escape 5gennon by becoming the void. Lead void armada to liberate universe.

[GreatWyrmGold]

FIVE REMOVAL SOFTARE ACTIVATED. The fives were making it hard to read, and by the end of the turn there would be two or three per word, longer in longer words.

HIT UNIVERSAL RESET BUTTON, RESETTING EVERYTHING TO HOW IT WAS AT THE START OF THE GAME

HIT UNIVERSAL RESET BUTTON, RESETTING EVERYTHING TO HOW IT WAS AT THE START OF THE GAME

+1, but with a ship for everyone to travel back in.

SABOTAGE BUTTON BY POURING ALCOHOL ON IT BEFORE IT IS PRESSED.

SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

While misko and Vorthon "discuss" who presses the button first, [6] Tsuchigumo floods the room with alcohol.
They press the button, [3-1,2-1] but the alcohol sabotage prevents even the slightest effect from occurring, and even worsens the situation. The universe is a drunken 5.

TIME AND PROBABILITY

[5] Check. Time goes all screwy...

STOP FIVEGEDDON
REVIVE HUMAN RACE
BECOME UNIVERSE

[2,2-1,5-2] No, you send them to some horrible dimension turning into demon-fives, and you are 5.

Escape 5gennon by becoming the void. Lead void armada to liberate universe.

[6] You escape into the void and into another dimension. By the time you could gather an armada...

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