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[Tavik Toth]

Revive human race and give them tech from gunbuster.
Come back to life as human.
Spawn battlestar galactica.

[Vorthon]

Respawn as the personification of physics. Bitch-slap the concept of Fivegedden, thus terminating this horrible end of the universe scenario.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Assimilation shall begin with the laws of physics!

[5] Oh, dear, it does...Next turn, all rolls will be 5ne number closer to 5, after all other modifiers.

Gather latent magical energies into a soul gem, mount it on the chestplate.

[3] You ha5e a crude soul morion, [3] and mount it into your a5mor crudely. It could fall out.

Wait, calling Bullshit. I would TOTALLY LAUGHAT DOOMING THE LASt settlement of humans, DEMONS AND BURGER-SELLING SENTIENT APES.

Evidently, you aren5t your YOU AT FINAL BOSS character.

USE FIREY CORE TO GROW MASSIVELY IN SIZE, POWER AND INTELLECT.
USE POWER TO CREATE THE FIRERION VIRUS, WHICH MUTATES HUMANS INTO FLAMING MONSTROSITIES LOYALS TO ME.

[1] Your power drains into the cor5 of Mars. [4] The power is formed into a vi5us, which only affects you. You are a flaming monstrosity loyal to the Martian core.

Revive human race and give them tech from gunbuster.
Come back to life as human.
Spawn battlestar galactica.

[6] You transform all demons into humans. They fa5l into the core, cursing you forever (-1 to all future rolls until you clear the curse). [5] You are Human, the archet5pe of all humans can or could be...and fall into magma. You're not dead yet. [5] It arr5ves.

Respawn as the personification of physics. Bitch-slap the concept of Fivegedden, thus terminating this horrible end of the universe scenario.

[3] You become New5on, the God of Physics. Not too far off. [1] You hit the Fivegedd5n so hard you ac5elerate it. W5ll don5.

GM T5RN:
D5. Kong realises there's a bigger problem than Mars melt5ng, [2] but can't stop it.
The Moaivatars tr5 to stop the universe from turning to 5ive by overloading their base's reactors. [1] Oops, they all s5rta explode, let5ally.

[Furtuka]

Next step! Pi and the other universal constants shall become 5!

[Vorthon]

BITCHSLAP FURTUKA TO SNAP HIM OUT THIS MADNESS.

[misko27]

That, works.

Hunt down and end Furtuka
Develop -5 based weaponry.
Activate all wepaons simultaneously to slow, stop, or even reverse the 5ing.

[Spinal_Taper]

Refine the armor. Join Misko in stopping the 5ing.

[Yoink]

>EAT FIVECAKE

>GROW FIVE TIMES MY SIZE

[Tavik Toth]

REMOVE CURSE
STOP FIVEGEDDON
GET EVERYONE OUT CORE

[Tsuchigumo550]

That, works.

Hunt down and end Furtuka
Develop -5 based weaponry.
Activate all wepaons simultaneously to slow, stop, or even reverse the 5ing.

THAT'S LIKE SMASHING ANTIMATTER INTO MATTER. It'll probably cause MORE PROBLEMS!

I LIKE IT!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Next step! Pi and the other universal constants shall become 5!

[5] Circles warp, the un5versal forces shift, and stars b5gin to not work.

BITCHSLAP FURTUKA TO SNAP HIM OUT THIS MADNESS.

[1+1v5] 5 avoids b5ing slapped by y5o.

That, works.

Hunt down and end Furtuka
Develop -5 based weaponry.
Activate all wepaons simultaneously to slow, stop, or even reverse the 5ing.

[4+1v5] You and 5 ar5 at a stalem5te. [6+1-1] You develo5 -5 base5 weapons. [6-5+1] Th5y fai5.

Refine the armor. Join Misko in stopping the 5ing.

[1+1] Arm5r not re5ined. Five5eddon not sto5ped.

>EAT FIVECAKE

>GROW FIVE TIMES MY SIZE

[4+1] Fiv5cake consume5. [3+1] You gro5 to about the si5e of a dog.

REMOVE CURSE
STOP FIVEGEDDON
GET EVERYONE OUT CORE

[2-1+1] No s5ch luc5. [3-1+1] Fivege5don has been slow5d slightly. [1-1+1] You fall int5 the cor5. Resp5wn?

That, works.

Hunt down and end Furtuka
Develop -5 based weaponry.
Activate all wepaons simultaneously to slow, stop, or even reverse the 5ing.

THAT'S LIKE SMASHING ANTIMATTER INTO MATTER. It'll probably cause MORE PROBLEMS!

I LIKE IT!

Than5s to a roll of s5x, that did not happen.

G5 TURN:
Dr. K5ng [1+1] can't stop Fiveg5ddon.
Fivegeddon i5 slow5d.

[Vorthon]

KICK FURTUKA IN THE NUTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO AVERT FIVEGEDDEN.

[LordSlowpoke]

DOOM TIMER HAS A THREE IN IT

THREE IS NOT FIVE

ADJUST ACCORDINGLY

[Spinal_Taper]

Refine armor once more, reverse 5gennon.

[Furtuka]

NEXT 5 SHALL CONSUME TIME