Do you want to get rid of the hassle of modding in Bronze Colossi as playable just to propel enemies away?
Do you want to make your enemies fly away instead of stand still when you hit them?
Do you want to be the Dwarven Babe Ruth?
Well, now you can!
HI, URIST McMAYS HERE FOR THE GREATMACE™, MAGMACORP®'S NEWEST INVENTION!With the Magmacorp® greatmace™, you can go from this...
to this...
in an instant!
With the Magmacorp® greatmace™, you'll be making enemies fly in no time!
The secret is in the high-velocity action, which turns all the enemies you wanna waste into a fine, red, chunky paste! The best part is, the Magmacorp® greatmace™ is
SO POWERFUL, it can even propel enemies the
SAME SIZE AS YOU ARE!!!Amazing!
But I'm not done yet! Since Magmacorp®'s brilliant Dwarven engineers and testers have found out through intense arena testing that a high-velocity attack won't break bones as often as a regular attack, we'll
DOUBLE the offer and include a regular attack too, just in case you felt like crushing heads the old-fashioned way.
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_GREATMACE]
[NAME:greatmace:greatmaces]
[SIZE:1200]
[SKILL:MACE]
[TWO_HANDED:72500]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:3]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:10:6000:smash:smashes:NO_SUB:1000] <-regular attack
[ATTACK:BLUNT:10:6000:bash:bashes:NO_SUB:100000] <-propulsion attack
But wait! Call now, and we'll include a
FREE Adventure mode reaction kit™ that generates a lifetime supply of Magmacorp® greatmaces™ whenever you need it. Just concentrate, and it's there! It's that easy.
[REACTION:SUMMON_STEEL_GREATMACE]
[NAME:summon steel greatmace]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[PRODUCT:100:1:WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_GREATMACE:INORGANIC:STEEL]
[SKILL:CONCENTRATION]
So call now, and one worldgen later, you and your dwarves'll be playing Goblin baseball in no time!
Note: Magmacorp® is not responsible for any accidental deaths by bludgeoning, drowning, melting, bleeding, exploding, or spontaneous combustion that occur during use of the Magmacorp greatmace. Side effects include: headache, nausea, dry mouth, death, carp, death by carp, and erectile dysfunction. Call now!