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[Dwarven WMD]

I decided to play a full hacker play-through, and right now I'm midway through the game, relatively, with many laws either liberal or conservative and half of the house being liberal, many of the arch-conservatives having gotten their asses booted out.

I went to check my top hacker's crimes, to see what he's going to get slammed with when the party van comes. I got the following (I just checked):

Kidnapping 5
Hacking 93
Electronic sabotage 9

There are other hackers, but they all joined by free will. Not once did my top hacker kidnap anyone, and to make things even more interesting, my other two hackers I've got working in another building both have a count of kidnapping.
When none of them has set foot outside of their buildings except to dissipate heat or sell off the occasional load of incriminating information to the pawn shop.

From this I can only come to one of three conclusions:
One, the game glitched.
Two, my hackers have been acquiring the illegal pornography they've been implicating people via lewd liberal art projects.
Three, the Conservatives are framing us somehow.

Which of the above is the most likely?

[EuchreJack]

It has to be two, even though I don't quite understand what it means. 

[Dwarven WMD]

It has to be two, even though I don't quite understand what it means. 

I was attempting to insist on my liberals making child porn and then planting it on my enemies, and that's why they're being accused of kidnapping. I just didn't want to say it outright because of possible conservative filtering of my [unpleasant] implications and SONOVA[female dog] THERE IT IS.

[Callista]

Naw, they wouldn't make child porn. Kids can't drop pick-up lines, remember? Well, except to teenagers, anyway. The LCS may be a bunch of murdering terrorists who'll arm the kids with M16s and send them out to kill Death Squads, but there are some lines even they don't cross.

[EuchreJack]

My hackers have also gotten the kidnapping charge.  Must be a bug.

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm pretty sure it's more of a feature. I think it's bogus crimes being brought up to help detain them.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Clearly you've been framed by the police.

In truth, this IS a bug, but... it happened, so might as well pretend this is a feature.