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[Rtyh-C]

You should build a room for waterboarding. You, know, in case you ever feel bored.

While filling a chamber is easy, I'm not entirely sure how I'd empty the chamber again. Pumps won't pump into tiles with 7/7 water, right?

This is Dwarf Fortress, for Armok's sake! Force goblins to drink it until they look sick, then quickly shove them out the door, where they vomit it out.

[rridgway]

You should build a room for waterboarding. You, know, in case you ever feel bored.

While filling a chamber is easy, I'm not entirely sure how I'd empty the chamber again. Pumps won't pump into tiles with 7/7 water, right?

This is Dwarf Fortress, for Armok's sake! Force goblins to drink it until they look sick, then quickly shove them out the door, where they vomit it out.

Indeed.

[Sarkovar]

Obviously you need a lever that lets the whole ocean in. A fortress is not a real fortress without a self destruct button lever.

Oh a dwarf after my own heart.

The goblins want to turn my fortress of dorfitutde into their hall of doom? Nuh uh, pull the "I'll see you in hell" lever Mr. Urist.