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Tenth Speed Writer

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Artifact Child
« on: May 23, 2012, 07:11:26 pm »

Evidence I probably spend too much time on this game: a facebook status I posted while watching/playing with/being played with by my fiancé's little boy.

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Christopher the Gooey Silliness

This is a Small Human Child. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is made of love and poop.
Engraved on it is a finely woven image of Thomas the Anthropomorphic Locomotive in cotton fabric.
It menaces with spikes of mashed potatoes.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2012, 07:13:15 pm by Tenth Speed Writer »
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Re: Artifact Child
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 07:14:35 pm »

... and now it is encircled with bands of foul substances.

There's a reason we call him Gooey.
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Re: Artifact Child
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 07:30:30 pm »

Oh thank Armok I'm not the only one who does this at some point during the day...
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Re: Artifact Child
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 07:51:06 pm »

Evidence I probably spend too much time on this game: a facebook status I posted while watching/playing with/being played with by my fiancé's little boy.

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Christopher the Gooey Silliness

This is a Small Human Child. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is made of love and poop.
Engraved on it is a finely woven image of Thomas the Anthropomorphic Locomotive in cotton fabric.
It menaces with spikes of mashed potatoes.
That is so cool.
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Re: Artifact Child
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 10:25:11 pm »

This threasd is an excellent argument for reading the first part of the post first, and not skipping to the interesting-looking part.
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Re: Artifact Child
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 04:31:16 pm »

Hey, my nephew plays with Thomas the Tank too.
Also, mmmm, mashed perderders.
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Re: Artifact Child
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 06:30:03 pm »

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Engraved on it is a finely woven image of Thomas the Anthropomorphic Locomotive in cotton fabric.
"Thomas the Anthropomorphic Locomotive" is about to be engraved on every fortress wall I have available.
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I made a mod where giant spiders, snake-people, minotaurs, dwarves, and a gnome-like creature were all the same species.  In spite of being radically different sizes, a snake-person and a spider could get married and have a minotaur as a child.
A wonderful love story of a family that is truly without prejudice.