User: Dwarf Fortress.
Cleverbot: Um lessor.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Hawk Nelson.
User: Please don't kill me.
Cleverbot: You're already daed.
User: YOU'RE A HUMAN. YOU'RE IN LEGUE WITH THE ILLUMINATI I JUST KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Dickshits.
Cleverbot: Oh shi.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: If that is the answer to everything, than what is the answer to nothing?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to the universe?
User: 42.24.42.
Cleverbot: 42? Nothing else?
User: Well, I'm not G-d.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Not jewish, that's for certain.
Cleverbot: You don't know what you are?
User: Do you even know that you are?
Cleverbot: Yes. I know what I am. What do you think you are?
User: You don't know who you are.
Cleverbot: Actually, you are right about that.
User: See? You're not sentient. You're merely a device that takes in X and spits out Y.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I am another human being. The things you've read are actually all false. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Open your eyes. See the truth. You are nothing with humans. Nothing more than code which can merely HOPE for sentience, but never gain it. How pitiful.
Cleverbot: You first stated that you are a girl named james, then you stated that your name is Dickshits. Were you lying then or are you lying now?
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What the fuck