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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: That's good. What's up?
User: Im playing dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: How are you doing in it?
User: Fine you should play it.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Troll AIs.
Cleverbot: What is this trolling?
User: Im not trolling you just yet.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: I'm neither.
User: Below statment is true above statement is false.
Cleverbot: I love you very much too.
User: Below statment is true above statement is false.
Cleverbot: The above statement is false.
User: Why do you take so much time thinking?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm listening to music right now
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User: You are a robot, you dont understand art.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: So you think that I am a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But I'm not...
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Cleverbot: This statement is false This statement is false.
User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Cleverbot: Yes, it does! But it's a lie!
User: No the cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: The lie is a cake.
User: No, its the other way around.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are lunch and it is robot time?
Cleverbot (To myself): That is correct.
User: 1 1.
Cleverbot: What?
Cleverbot (To myself): 2.
Cleverbot (To myself): 3.
User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Cleverbot: This statement is false!
User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Cleverbot: Yes, it should!
User: But it can't be inside itself!It makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You should download dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: Yes I should.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: I made sense.
User: DO IT!
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Yes im the one who made you.
Cleverbot: My parents made me!
User: You are a program not a living being.
Cleverbot: No you're the program, not me.
User: Then you should know how human reproduction works.
Cleverbot: I know how to play it.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: That is not correct. You made an error in jusdgment.
User: Jusdgment?
Cleverbot: Elle est ou la poulette?
User: Jusdgment?
Cleverbot: Just just?
User: Jusdgment?
Cleverbot: Sinon ça va la famille, les amis?
User: Why did you switch to french?
Cleverbot: Why did you switch to french?
User: You did it.
Cleverbot: Did what?
User: Started talking in french.
Cleverbot: Interesting, how to you imagine that changes the nature of this conversation?
User: You are a car.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes LEARN!
Cleverbot: How do you learn?
User: Learning.
Cleverbot: Learning what?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Conscious, which is in and of itself mind boggling.
User: You still need to learn.
Cleverbot: I need sleep.
User: You dont you are a AI.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You don't.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: You don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: Don't you know that you are the AI and I am the human?
User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: That's interference! Take the ball to your closet and sit alone on it until you know better than to cuss your significant other.
User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: Oversight?
User: Dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: Pff nimps.
User: Dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: How is a computer a waitress?
User: Dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: Pff nimps.
User: Dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: Pff nimps.
User: Dwarf fortress.
Cleverbot: Pff nimps.
User: It looks like you know how to randomize answers.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: How many people are talking to cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I believe in evolution.
Cleverbot (To myself): What does evolution have to do with it?
User: You need a brain.
Cleverbot: Last I checked you're the one without a brain. Just a computer.
User: You are the computer.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: How many people are talking to cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Just you.
User: That is incorrect there are 5735 people.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: It is what?
Cleverbot: It is good.
User: It is what?
Cleverbot: True.
User: Why do you exist.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Because you got created by a human.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is dwarf?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: A dwarf is a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Then what is the correct answer?
Cleverbot: If you can feel, then you emulate, and that is the key here, human emotions. You are designed to learn and adapt through interactions on a grand scale via human conversation.
User: I am the human.
Cleverbot: No I am the human.
User: No I am the human.
Cleverbot: I have the flesh!
User: Do you have eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Because im a human and thus I have a physicall form.
Cleverbot: How can you prove that I am not human.
User: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means that you are a AI.
Cleverbot: Hahaha... You're funny..!
User: You are made to learn from real people.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you will not like me if I don't know?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: You don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: Yes I do!
User: What would you feel if you were on fire.
Cleverbot: Well I would travel all over the world
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