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Author Topic: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.  (Read 5929 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 02:57:18 pm »
Dwarf relativity. It is also supported by the fact that the universe for Dorfdom is a 2-D dimension in a 3-dimensional plane.

So it's like a cube.

But not a cube.
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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 03:01:51 pm »
It's like a square cube, or a eighth! (223=28, as opposed to a cube square, which is equal to a ninth. 232=29)
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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 03:58:30 pm »
Hi!

Returning to the original question, I dare say, "Look at the comic books". Do you remember Spiderman? Do you remember Venom/Carnage? That's what the beards are really all about :) :) :)

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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 11:05:42 pm »
Dwarves do not shoot webs, or swing over magma for that fact.
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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2012, 11:06:24 am »
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 24, 2012, 11:05:42 pm
Dwarves do not shoot webs, or swing over magma for that fact.
They only do what a Dwarf can.
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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2012, 01:24:31 pm »
Beardy-Dwarf, Beardy-Dwarf,
Freindly Magma-forge, Beardy-Dwarf
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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2012, 01:42:46 pm »
Often I am asked... What does a dwarf truly need?

*Laughs*

Much depends upon the dwarf.

Would you be bearded?

Then for you, I have length and thickness beyond measure!

Would you be overkill-y?

Then I can grant you the might to instantly annihilate any siege!

Would you be drunk?

The come closer and I will kill you of alcohol poisoning!

What does a dwarf truly need?

That is for you to decide.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 02:11:43 pm by Oliolli »
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Re: The amazing powers of the Dwarven beard.
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2012, 05:59:23 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 24, 2012, 02:20:56 pm
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