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[Archereon]

Run in fear from Urist McHal, who has finally acquired the necessary 300,000,000 pig tail fiber socks to destroy mankind.

[borno]

Seduce everyone and make an army!

Liberal adventurer squad?

Say:

"Are you an archer, 'cause yo arrow is sharp!"

[Neoskel]

Here, i'll just link an old topic i made a good while back: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=32208.msg459941#msg459941

Good grief that was three years ago.

[lignition]

Blood for the blood god.

[borno]

Seduce everyone and make an army!

Liberal adventurer squad?

Say:

"Are you an archer, 'cause yo arrow is sharp!"

Oh, Oh, Oh!
I got another one!

"Are you a lumberjack, 'cause yo tree's got wood!

[Pokon]

Well, first off I will buy a mount. Then, after going into the caverns and slaying a few sins against nature, I will dip a spear into some creatures toxic ichor and slaughter creatures with my noble knights deadly spear.

[Putnam]

I will be a human, a hero, and fill out my background story with stuff that will make my starting stats swordsmanly and charismatic.

After gaining control, I will ask my father/roommate/whatever what the developments around the world are. He will say that there is civil unrest in Haldur, "The Noble Empire", a country that is fairly distant--it's across the Sweet Water. I decide to go there and seize the power for myself.

After taking a boat to Haldur, I gain the trust of the people and lead a revolt that will place me as the leader. After that, I get to work on doing what is the obvious thing to do once power is gained:

Attempt elf genocide.

[Lumix]

Steal a dwarven rocket, Explore the randomly generated moon, Space forgottonbeasts and Space dragons.