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[RedKing]

WOW! Look> 100 + 435 = 535 HOT, faxes, directly into their offices in Washington !

...You can now send your BOILING HOT fax blast to all 100 Senators, 435 Members of the House!

Maybe my mind is in the gutter, but does this wording sound wrong to anyone else? It's almost as bad as when they used to refer to themselves as "Teabaggers".

I think it's a stretch to see sexual innuendo in a simple--

BUT sending 535 RED HOT FAXES into the belly of the beast takes balls

 
Objection withdrawn.

God dammit Arizona.

Really? Really guys?

Can we just... give Arizona back to Mexico? I'm afraid that people will start to associate Arizonians with Conservatives.

Every time I hear these stories, I slowly inch towards moderate.

Come to the grey side. We have inoffensive snacks and your choice of drink. (I always feel like being a moderate Independent is like the Neutral Planet in Futurama).

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[Tilla]

I refuse to believe that site represents the Tea Party.
I !@#$@#%#%#^%*%^(%^&%$#@$#%^&*(&^%$#@ing refuse

((whee shift plus number mashing))

You're a bit on the slow end of this, this is how the Tea Party has appeared to outsiders since the very beginning.

[mainiac]

I guess their new plan to fight immigration is to make their state so unpleasant no one would like to live there.

^^^^^
This.

Why don't we just skip the middle-man and turn Arizona into one giant prison/insane asylum? Joe Arpaio can be Governor-Warden of the place, and we'll post guards all around the border, facing inwards.

Added bonus that the rest of the country now has a penalty worse than capital punishment.
"You bilked old ladies out of millions of dollars of their retirement money. We can't give you the death penalty for financial crimes, but we can exile you to Arizona."
"OH GOD NO..."

If I ever run a joke candidacy this will now be a central plank of my platform.

[Zrk2]

I guess their new plan to fight immigration is to make their state so unpleasant no one would like to live there.

^^^^^
This.

Why don't we just skip the middle-man and turn Arizona into one giant prison/insane asylum? Joe Arpaio can be Governor-Warden of the place, and we'll post guards all around the border, facing inwards.

Added bonus that the rest of the country now has a penalty worse than capital punishment.
"You bilked old ladies out of millions of dollars of their retirement money. We can't give you the death penalty for financial crimes, but we can exile you to Arizona."
"OH GOD NO..."

If I ever run a joke candidacy this will now be a central plank of my platform.

When I become rich I will bankroll this.