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[WolfeyS]

Strawberries can be deadly, if made out of lead.  I am amazed the dwarves haven't invented a cannon yet, I have no idea how to operate catapults.

I always envisioned dwarf catapults to be more like this:

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Just because they can only fire at the level they're on.

That gave me a good chuckle, I hate catapults in this game.  Mostly because I can stare the enemies to death better than killing them with one.

*makes thread titled Venting rage via catapult training where he makes jam out of elves*

No, I didn't make a new thread, but if the elves ever attack that is my new plan.

[Loud Whispers]

Strawberries can be deadly, if made out of lead.  I am amazed the dwarves haven't invented a cannon yet, I have no idea how to operate catapults.

I always envisioned dwarf catapults to be more like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Just because they can only fire at the level they're on.

That gave me a good chuckle, I hate catapults in this game.  Mostly because I can stare the enemies to death better than killing them with one.

*makes thread titled Venting rage via catapult training where he makes jam out of elves*

No, I didn't make a new thread, but if the elves ever attack that is my new plan.

That's not a bad idea;P

[RabidAnubis]

Strawberries can be deadly, if made out of lead.  I am amazed the dwarves haven't invented a cannon yet, I have no idea how to operate catapults.

I always envisioned dwarf catapults to be more like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Just because they can only fire at the level they're on.

That gave me a good chuckle, I hate catapults in this game.  Mostly because I can stare the enemies to death better than killing them with one.

*makes thread titled Venting rage via catapult training where he makes jam out of elves*

No, I didn't make a new thread, but if the elves ever attack that is my new plan.

That's not a bad idea;P

I agree with loadwhispers

*GOD OF BURIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL*

[WolfeyS]

Damnit, now I have a new project.  Steps:

Design a trap to catch billions of elves.
Make the elves hate me, catch them.

Design an elf juicer out of catapults and maybe metal grates?

Collect elf blood, stockpile it 'till I have rivers of flowing elf juices!