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[mcclay]

bring out a traning dummy into the center of the place where we will be traning and train with it. We want to be able to see what our troopes are ding as we train.

[Roboboy33]

Do 50 pushups without stopping before fighting the dummy.

[Yoink]

No to the pushups, imagine the laughter when we collapse face-first in the dirt!
We need to find a shopping mall with an old hobo guy living behind it think of something. I guess the training dummy works, we can justify it that we have to keep an eye on what they're doing, thus just using a dummy.

And remember, it wasn't my idea to join the militia!

[The Fool]

We need our character to gain legendary fighting skills in only 13 days.

We need a montage.

[BunnyBob77]

Order your soldiers to find a llama.  Tell them that if they cannot find a llama, they will be severely punished.