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Vehudur

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I have learned something new today.
« on: January 29, 2012, 03:14:07 pm »
Pouring lava onto a frozen ocean is a quick and easy way to have quick FPS death.  I went from 150FPS to 2 inside of a minute.
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...and a third died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life.

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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 03:49:46 pm »
Wow... impressive. You made the game have to melt/freeze/boil large quantities of material, generate clouds of steam, make large chunks of rock and ice fall, move large quantities of liquids, and generate lots of contaminants.

Some of the most laggy the game does is temperature calculations, mists, caveins, flow mechanics, and contaminants.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 03:53:35 pm »
I am quite impressed sir.
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Girlinhat: The biggest issue seems to be size.  A 1x1 room would allow for maximum child desecration.

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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2012, 04:48:32 pm »
The only way you could've made it worse is with a crap ton of cats wearing cloaks.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2012, 07:15:02 pm »
Flaming cats. Wearing flaming cloaks.

Of spun Lignite.

Just because.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 07:25:48 pm »
Artifiact lignite cloaks, so they last forever.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2012, 07:28:30 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on January 29, 2012, 07:25:48 pm
Artifiact lignite cloaks, so they last forever.
And an infinite horde of Gizogin's fluffballs of fire.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2012, 09:50:01 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on January 29, 2012, 07:25:48 pm
Artifiact lignite cloaks, so they last forever.

Yeah, but the cats won't last forever so then you just have plain old boring !!Artifact Lignite Cloak!!s.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 29, 2012, 07:28:30 pm
Quote from: ASCIt on January 29, 2012, 07:25:48 pm
Artifiact lignite cloaks, so they last forever.
And an infinite horde of Gizogin's fluffballs of fire.

I demand a drawing.  Now.
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...and a third died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life.

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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 08:40:41 am »
I can think of something even worse.

Clown-Cat-Crundle-Zombie Hybrids wearing artifact cloakings of burning spun artifact lignite wading through water that's boiling from their body temperature causing chain reactions in upper levels of the fortress that result in cave-ins falling into the magma sea and generating magma mist.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 09:35:18 am »
Quote from: Vehudur on January 29, 2012, 09:50:01 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 29, 2012, 07:28:30 pm
Quote from: ASCIt on January 29, 2012, 07:25:48 pm
Artifiact lignite cloaks, so they last forever.
And an infinite horde of Gizogin's fluffballs of fire.

I demand a drawing.  Now.

I also demand this drawing.  I'd do it myself, but my meager skills would not do it justice.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2012, 10:25:08 am by Gizogin »
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 10:10:56 am »
Well, obviously, you make the cats fire-immune first.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 10:22:04 am »
Quote from: Callista on January 30, 2012, 10:10:56 am
Well, obviously, you make the cats fire-immune first.

Or explosive.  I heard that was a fun exploit until the bugfix.  I expect cats running through the fortress with burning capes might have a wee negative impact on anything flammable in the place.  Like the booze stockpile.  Or dwarven limbs/hair/beards.  Only one way to find out, though...
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2012, 10:23:47 am »
Speaking of learning something new, today I have discovered that the dwarf fortress section of g-faqs is totally dead and locked...
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2012, 04:03:00 pm »
That's because no one is posting there.  After a time, posts get locked due to inactivity, which can be annoying, but it cuts down on necros.  PC games tend to have less discussion than console games, because they often have their own dedicated forums elsewhere on the web.
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Re: I have learned something new today.
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2012, 03:15:58 am »

Quote from: Gizogin on January 30, 2012, 09:35:18 am
Quote from: Vehudur on January 29, 2012, 09:50:01 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 29, 2012, 07:28:30 pm
Quote from: ASCIt on January 29, 2012, 07:25:48 pm
Artifiact lignite cloaks, so they last forever.
And an infinite horde of Gizogin's fluffballs of fire.

I demand a drawing.  Now.

I also demand this drawing.  I'd do it myself, but my meager skills would not do it justice.
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Could someone that knows what fluffballs look likes add em aswell :P
« Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 05:22:50 am by slowpokez »
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