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kotekzot

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2011, 06:23:17 pm »

I think it's a rock, as cakes normally don't shine like that. Real cakes, at least. The fake ones you see on T.V. glow like the sun.

Looks like rotten smoked pig to me.

Nah, that's goblin porn.
Speaking of, kobold porn!
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Now, human po oh wait.
Um, elf porn?
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Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2011, 06:44:51 pm »

Presumably, Elf porn looks something like this:

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Number4

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2011, 06:47:45 pm »

Oh the horror! That's filthy, remove this disgusting image at once!
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2011, 06:56:05 pm »

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2011, 07:10:49 pm »

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Niccolo

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2011, 09:01:38 pm »

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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Particleman

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2011, 09:24:18 pm »

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What.

A few people on /tg/ draw DF kobolds like that. The general consensus among many DF players there is that kobolds are stupid and childlike but harmless.

I used to think so too until one of the little shits stabbed my legendary mason in the foot and he bled to death five seconds later.
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Syrup Roast

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2011, 11:30:40 pm »

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What.

A few people on /tg/ draw DF kobolds like that. The general consensus among many DF players there is that kobolds are stupid and childlike but harmless.

I used to think so too until one of the little shits stabbed my legendary mason in the foot and he bled to death five seconds later.
Well they do have to defend themselves somehow. Besides, legendary masons aren't hard to come by. Just train people until masonry becomes their highest moodable skill then open up a cavern. Boom.
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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2011, 01:04:55 am »

Most of the stuff that Deon draws is dwarf porn >.<
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LonelyZues

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« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2011, 01:32:30 am »

Presumably, Elf porn looks something like this:

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I just had a boner.
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VonCede

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« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2011, 02:49:58 am »

Presumably, Elf porn looks something like this:

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I just had a boner woody.

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Have you tried Wiki or google it?

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Re: Dwarf porn
« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2011, 06:36:32 am »

Dwarf porn in video mode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eh22nIFZQU

In the same genre, this is also pretty dwarfy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbD7lQBRJkk&feature=related
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