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[Jingles]

This is dwarf porn:

http://www.exceptionalminerals.com/halloffame.htm

(Note:  link is completely safe for work and not actual porn.  Unless you're a dwarf.)

I find it quite disturbing that I now get excited over sexy geological samples like that.

[Organum]

This is dwarf porn:

http://www.exceptionalminerals.com/halloffame.htm

(Note:  link is completely safe for work and not actual porn.  Unless you're a dwarf.)

It's...It's so beautiful. 

[Girlinhat]

I google image searched "Dwarf Fortress Porn".  Top interesting pics, the new city layouts that are coming with the new release.  A big pixel smiley face.  Airships.  Cutebolds.  More Airships.  Some neat fortress layouts, including one binary computer!

[Darkmere]

"Dirtydeed, the Mistress of Paddles", a rope reed fiber book.

This is a rope reed fiber book. All craftsdwarfship is of the kinkiest quality. It menaces with spikes of cat leather. It is encircled with handcuffs of adamantine. On it is an image of an elf and a dwarf. The elf is hanging over a magma pit. The elf is making a plaintive gesture. The dwarf is fapping. On it is an image of Dirtydeed, the Mistress of Paddles. On it is an advertisement for illicit "magma pumps."

[slink]

This is dwarf porn:

http://www.exceptionalminerals.com/halloffame.htm

(Note:  link is completely safe for work and not actual porn.  Unless you're a dwarf.)

Oh, wow!  Good thing I don't work anymore.   

[Cyroth]

Did anyone else think of OotS when reading "dwarf porn"?  1 2

[Particleman]

This is dwarf porn:

http://www.exceptionalminerals.com/halloffame.htm

(Note:  link is completely safe for work and not actual porn.  Unless you're a dwarf.)

Does that mean adolescent dwarves hide gems under their mattresses and take them out at night to fondle and drool over while they stroke their... er, beards?

[Girlinhat]

Also married dwarves, when their wives aren't looking.  Cheaper dwarves hide their mineral stones.  Precious olivine and cobaltite smut.

[Javarock]

This is dwarf porn:

http://www.exceptionalminerals.com/halloffame.htm

(Note:  link is completely safe for work and not actual porn.  Unless you're a dwarf.)

Does that mean adolescent dwarves hide gems under their mattresses and take them out at night to fondle and drool over while they stroke their... er, beards?

You got it completely correct...

[Sarda]

And some especially deviant ones INTERTWINE their beards with stones.

[xeivous]

This is a Gold Gimp Suit, the craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with diamonds, it is studded with iron. It is decorated with hanging rings of marble. It menaces with spikes of cotton candy. On the item is an image of a dwarf in gold. On the item is an image of a dwarf in gold. The dwarf is doing unmentionable things to the dwarf. The dwarf looks happy. The dwarf looks relieved.

[Sallen]

I immagine dwarf porn to be something like this...


"OH MY ARMOK! MAGMA THAT MENACES WITH SPIKES OF ADAMANTINE AND HAS A PICTURE OF ITSELF ON IT! OH, LOOK! ELVES ARE BEING THROWN INTO THE MAGMA"

For some reason I found this to be hilarious.

[kopout]

This thread is made of awesome. Also, very disturbing.

may I sig this?

[Girlinhat]

It's a bit of a weak quote without the context...

[erthel]

The closest thing to porn I found searching for "dwarf fortress porn" was this:



Just change smegma for magma, and it could do.