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Author Topic: Dwarfs still don't like crutches.  (Read 2929 times)

FrisianDude

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Re: Dwarfs still don't like crutches.
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2011, 12:15:07 pm »
... sweet mother of Armok, that sounds awesome. However, they'd be a full squad of militia all on their own. :P
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A tiny, foul-tempered humanoid creature that dwells in the evil mountains. They are known to enjoy drinking liquor and will take any unguarded supplies of booze.

kotekzot

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Re: Dwarfs still don't like crutches.
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2011, 12:32:33 pm »
My elf adventurer likes sneaking around with a crutch (She is perfectly capable of walking, by the way) and beating up tiny birds with her -alder crutch-. Good times.
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Quote from: eataTREE on June 17, 2011, 10:45:24 am
Dwarf Fortress: Where violent death is a renewable resource
Quote from: Guy Montag on April 16, 2009, 04:45:30 pm
Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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Re: Dwarfs still don't like crutches.
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2011, 01:26:37 pm »
Quote from: MythagoWoods on May 16, 2011, 04:46:44 pm
How would a dwarf with a wheelchair get up stairs?  Through sheer, crippled dwarven might?

That's why we have ramps.
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Quote from: KodKod on March 28, 2012, 01:54:24 pm
Have them killed. Nothing solves a problem quite as effectively as simply having it killed.
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