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[Strife26]

You've got no idea how to do that!

[Angel Of Death]

Jump on top of the tank and yell "SAUSAGE EGGS!" while flailing your arms around.

[Andir]

((You could... you know, test all the buttons with your tongue until something turret-y happens.))

[Strife26]

Wha? That's a heckuva silly thought. The note of the engines becomes incredulous.


You decide to start poking buttons with your tongue, generating a slight shock, probably from static electricity. The note of the engines becomes incredulouser.

[Angel Of Death]

Punch the side of the tank, yell out "FUCK!" and then autotune it and turn it into a song for children.

[Wolf Tengu]

I have no desire to waggle the joystick or tongue the buttons.

I pour delicious coffee on the circuitry.

[Dr. D]

Pull random levers in the turret until things happen.

Then, take some of the shells and leave them around the headquarters of an organization you disagree with. 

[Strife26]

You're pretty sure that you're not nearly mature enough to be within 100 miles of any sort of main battle tank. You should probably leave now.

[Bdthemag]

Achieve enlightment and ascend to a higher state of being.

[Andir]

Hop out of tank and find a car.  They are easier to drive.

Edit: Also, be sure to lick all those buttons too.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Form an aggressive plan of action to take EVERY SEAT you come across.

No more wondering which seat you should take.  You want them ALL.  World domination of chairs!

[Angel Of Death]

Cut yourself into pieces. That way you'll be able to EVERY seat!