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Urist McGyver

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2011, 09:23:37 am »
Quote from: Khift on March 30, 2011, 09:19:56 am
Grizzly bear hair... wait, can you shear grizzly bears?! How the bloody hell does that work?

When you butcher hairy animals, they leave hair behing.

Stop spreading the seeds of puns.
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

EmperorJon

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2011, 09:48:41 am »
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Oddly enough dispite my general lack of activity here, I do remember one thread containing a ton of tree related puns. Is this the one? XD
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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

Nagassh

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2011, 10:04:51 am »
Quote from: Moleyzz on March 29, 2011, 08:34:25 pm
Anyway, once one of my dwarfs was patch up, I checked his treatment. And he received the best/most dwarfish medical care I've ever seen.

The best care I've seen went to a macedwarf who lost his leg to a voracious cave crawler before he bashed it's head in. 52 pages of medical care. Glad that bugs been fixed.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 11:51:42 am »
Quote from: EmperorJon on March 30, 2011, 09:48:41 am
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Oddly enough dispite my general lack of activity here, I do remember one thread containing a ton of tree related puns. Is this the one? XD

It is.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Minnakht

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2011, 02:21:01 pm »
Okay.
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Quote from: Splint on January 25, 2012, 05:22:22 pm
Giant badgers are cruel saddistic balls of fur and hate. Did anyone know they could paint a wall with a single dwarven baby?.... You know what, I made the Giant badgers sound like sane DF players.
A Kea has stolen a coke!

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2011, 02:32:04 pm »
And the dressing should have been adamantine cloth.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Minnakht

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2011, 02:36:32 pm »
Haven't hit that yet. If I had adamantine, I wouldn't have to resort to dropping floors on goblins, I'd just send cyanide-clad military at them...
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Quote from: Splint on January 25, 2012, 05:22:22 pm
Giant badgers are cruel saddistic balls of fur and hate. Did anyone know they could paint a wall with a single dwarven baby?.... You know what, I made the Giant badgers sound like sane DF players.
A Kea has stolen a coke!

GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2011, 04:24:52 pm »
No doubt Urist McGrylls would love to have grizzly bear hair sutures.
EDIT:And on the subject of the tree pun thread: I decided to lock it before I went insane.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2011, 06:02:59 pm »
Quote from: Minnakht on March 30, 2011, 02:36:32 pm
Haven't hit that yet. If I had adamantine, I wouldn't have to resort to dropping floors on goblins, I'd just send cyanide-clad military at them...

Note to self: Refer to adamantine weapons as cyanide from now until the heat death of the universe.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

MythagoWoods

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2011, 06:30:19 pm »
I have a feeling this is what happens when the "6 Million Urist-Buck Dwarf" program reaches it's budget limit.
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