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vadia

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Bad (but fun) poetry corner
« on: January 19, 2011, 06:32:09 am »
There once was a man named zathras
Who really did inspire us
in Sorcerer one
he had much fun
Even though most thought he  ummm wasn't acting so nice.

recursive.

first five syllables
then seven more sylables
finally five more.
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Taco Dan

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Re: Bad (but fun) poetry corner
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 08:54:25 am »
ARGH! NO MOOOORRREEE!

The spinning !!limerick!! hits Taco Dan in the head, shattering the skull and piercing the brain!
Taco Dan has been struck down!
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

vadia

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Re: Bad (but fun) poetry corner
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 09:05:51 am »
Quote from: Taco Dan on January 19, 2011, 08:54:25 am
ARGH! NO, MOOOORRREEE!

The spinning !!limerick!! hits Taco Dan in the head, shattering the skull and piercing the brain!
Taco Dan has been struck down!
fix'd

Evidently I have a plan
to kill those like dear old Dan
to me your post
means the most
Although it's kinda like spam
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GlyphGryph

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Re: Bad (but fun) poetry corner
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 12:37:30 pm »
I really can't help but desire
That all of us here can conspire
to create a thread
well written and read,
not one that should die in a fire

but alas I don't think we are there
that posted so far is, I fear,
all mishmashed, unsorted,
random, contorted
tangled, distorted, unclear

And I think that we can do better
If we follow the rules to the letter
post as we should
make sure it is good
But that doesn't sound like much fun at all so instead lets all do whatever
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Re: Bad (but fun) poetry corner
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 12:55:38 pm »
Dwarfedy Warfedy
Bay12's own Vadia
Started this Thread and has
Posted a bunch

He even supposedly,
characteristically,
Killed us a Taco by
Losing his lunch

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Qloos

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Re: Bad (but fun) poetry corner
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 04:24:35 pm »
I did my duty in the lavatory,
I stood up straight and drowned a fly,
Buy my hygene is unsatisfactory,
The sink is dry - I left others to die,

Shook hands with an important man,
That lead to the rest of his afternoon plans,
Sat down and asked the wife "pass the corn?"
Feeding our son he looked anything but forlorn,

Losing a child is a hard way to learn,
Washing hands stops unfortunate germs.
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