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[Karnewarrior]

Create Steve from accounting. Completely forget to make a room that can sustain human life before making Steve.

You create Steve. He's a brilliant accountant. Unfortunately he hates math and Theology. He gives you the cold shoulder.

Mostly it's cold because Steve is in a vaccum. You rectify this by filling the entire universe with air! Steve says thanks.

Craft a turtle, if it is a failure, throw it away and make another one, if that fails too, throw it on the heap and make yet another. Keep making turtles until you get it right...

You make a good turtle on your first try!

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Turtles are supposed to explode, right?

Then use that to make an infinite line of turtles.


Then put the earth on top.

You put a planet on the nuclear turtle. It pops and sprays nuclear juice stuff all over you. Your dust allergies are acting up again.

Smash that black hole with another black hole.

You now have a double-black-hole-combo. You attempt the divine double-facepalm-combo. You miss and smack yourself in the ear.

You.. guess that works?

turn blackhole inside-out

Your black hole is now inside out. This does nothing! Gravity is not related to the orientation of the mass! You make a bucket of ice-cream and eat it sadly.

[Furtuka]

Make a giant celestial pie

[FuzzyZergling]

Create desk.
Retrieve arms from desk.

[forsaken1111]

Annihilate the universe and stop meddling, let it sort itself out.

[Ricky]

check to see if steve is still alive and how he is doing. if he is dead, reanimate him and ask him how he died

[Eagle_eye]

Destroy reality and start over.

[HailFire]

Invent hats.

Where there are hats, there is hope.

[Spade]

Suck at being god.

[RAM]

Put elephants on the planet.

[Krath]

Jump into the black hole and hope it takes you to a universe that isn't as crappy as this one.

[mainiac]

Create dice.

[silhouette]

Fail to create a perfect planet.