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[FuzzyZergling]

Vomit like a god-turtle.

[Demonic Spoon]

Make cake moons around the adamantine planet! Make the adamantine planet larger so it has more gravity.

[Shade-o]

Invent gravity, magnetism, nuclear force and everything else needed for existence to exist.

[lemon10]

hm... give the adamantine planet a nice molten core, and volcanoes as well

[Neyvn]

Set out to fail at everything you do.

You succeed admirably.

But how is that possible, Cause to succeed, we must fail but at the same time when we fail we succeed...

Might as well say that I always Lie...

[Furtuka]

Create logic paradox

[cerapa]

Might as well say that I always Lie...

That isnt actually a paradox. The answer is that you lie some of the time.

Become Lord English.

[Neyvn]

Might as well say that I always Lie...

That isnt actually a paradox. The answer is that you lie some of the time.

Become Lord English.

But I ALWAYS lie...

[Karnewarrior]

 

Make dust so we can start making some doomed planets.

You make dust. It makes you sneeze.

Add gravity and atmosphere into planet.

You make the gravity too big. The planet is crushed to the size of a pea and becomes a black hole.

Get flowers in your face and sneeze out a galaxy.

Booger galaxy is ago. It's too tiny for any life, though.

Vomit like a god-turtle.

You are not a god-turtle, nor do gods of any sort vomit. Besides this is -BLARRRRRHHHH

you vomit. It is entirely useless.

Make cake moons around the adamantine planet! Make the adamantine planet larger so it has more gravity.

The moons are sucked into the black hole.
 

Invent gravity, magnetism, nuclear force and everything else needed for existence to exist.

You do so, but as you create nuclear force you sustain serious burns. However, you still have made vital building blocks!
 

hm... give the adamantine planet a nice molten core, and volcanoes as well

You would, you really would, but it's a black hole now. Good news is it's sucking in all the dust!
 

Might as well say that I always Lie...

That isnt actually a paradox. The answer is that you lie some of the time.

Become Lord English.

But I ALWAYS lie...

LIAR

[Lillipad]

Create Steve from accounting. Completely forget to make a room that can sustain human life before making Steve.

[RAM]

Craft a turtle, if it is a failure, throw it away and make another one, if that fails too, throw it on the heap and make yet another. Keep making turtles until you get it right...

[The Doctor]

Then use that to make an infinite line of turtles.


Then put the earth on top.

[cerapa]

Might as well say that I always Lie...

That isnt actually a paradox. The answer is that you lie some of the time.

But I ALWAYS lie...

Again, not a paradox. You lying only means you dont always lie AKA you lie some of the time or dont lie at all, but since never lying creates a paradox the only correct answer is that you sometimes lie. An actual paradox would be: This statement is false.

Smash that black hole with another black hole.

[RAM]

Then use that to make an infinite line of turtles.


Then put the earth on top.

Ssssshhhhhh, don't try, it won't work unless it happens by accident...

[Furtuka]

turn blackhole inside-out