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monk12

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Re: mirror 1
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2010, 05:02:44 pm »

"What's the asshole mayor want now?"
"Oi, he wants some Red Spinel!"
"We got none! You know the drill!"
"PULL THE LEVER! START THE GRILL!"

Magma! Magma! Burning bright!
Set the pachyderms alight!
Magma! Magma! You can't run!
None survive when dwarves have FUN!


Its the circle of fire!
And it burns us all!
From the large and tusked
To the short and drunken!

Until we find our way
to the booze stockpile!
And we continue....
the circle of fire!

vogonpoet

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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2010, 09:55:35 am »

I dreamed a dream of mines gone by,
When picks were steel and ore worth smelting,
I dreamed a dream we'd never die,
Till we breached the hole Hell's demons dwelt in.

But the pachyderms came at night,
Ripped our limbs from us asunder.
Behind our traps we cowered in fright,
Their mighty trumpet calls like thunder.
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Everything I know about reality, I learned from Dwarf Fortress.

Kurouma

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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2010, 10:14:13 am »

Softly, softly,
Goblins creep in ambush!
Slyly, evil,
Till a kitten sees them!
Feel the dwarfen anger
In the burning magma!
Feel the heat when levers are all pulled!
In victory...,
...the garbage dump is full!
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monk12

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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2010, 10:40:05 pm »

Very nice, the both of youse!
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