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Traece

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #540 on: October 25, 2010, 01:58:42 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The only way to win is not to play. But that's no Fun.

I can't believe no one has said that yet.
Yeah I altered the quote. I thought it appropriate to be more like an actual tagline for the purposes of this thread.

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Dwarf Fortress: The Game, with Magma.

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In adventure mode I killed a Hydra within fifteen minutes, and then was mortally wounded by Carp while swimming in a river.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #541 on: October 25, 2010, 08:49:02 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Game over, man! Game over!

Dwarf Fortress: Dwarf. Freaking. Fortress.

Dwarf Fortress: And the lord said, "Let there be light!", but there was magma instead, because light makes dwarves woozy and they're stubborn little bastards.

Dwarf Fortress: If all else fails, flood the world. You may not win, but damned if you won't screw everyone else over in the process of losing. Which is fun, by the way.

Dwarf Fortress: 'Cuz nothing says love quite like having a plump helmet chucked through your eye-socket and/or pancreas.

Dwarf Fortress: Alright, everything looks like it's running smoothly.....time to pull the lever.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #542 on: October 25, 2010, 09:50:45 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Where pinching necks is practical.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #543 on: October 26, 2010, 01:01:02 am »

Dwarf Fortress: If "How to Train Your Dragon" was rated M, and with Dwarves.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #544 on: October 26, 2010, 04:51:39 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Rated M for Monetary Management, Masonry Masterpieces, Magma, Misogynic Midgets, Mass Misery, Magma, Mutated Misanthropes, Mermaid Mutilation, Magma, Murderous Macaques, Medical Malpractice, Magma, Multiple Menacing Megaliths, Malevolent Mystical Monsters, and Magma.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #545 on: October 26, 2010, 01:34:51 pm »

Don't forget Miasma!

Oh, and Magma.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2010, 06:05:45 pm by PTTG?? »
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #546 on: October 26, 2010, 04:06:16 pm »

DF: Magma, it won't just solve your problems, it will dissolve them!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #547 on: November 08, 2010, 07:14:11 am »

Also rated A for annoying alliteration, agitated alligators and awesome artefacts.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #548 on: November 08, 2010, 08:09:45 am »

Also agonizing adventures.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #549 on: November 09, 2010, 10:18:45 am »

Hello everybody, my first post here. Here are a few of my pitiful attempts, hopefully no repetitions at least:

Dwarf Fortress: Start, Build, Lose, Reclaim!

Dwarf Fortress: If Stalin had it, the world would have been safe.

Dwarf Fortress: A fantasy game about building logic gates.

Dwarf Fortress: I Have No Booze, And I Must Drink

Dwarf Fortress: Everybody dead. I like that.

Everything I know about reality, I learned from Dwarf Fortress.

Dwarf Fortress: Never gonna give you up!
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Dwarf Fortress: Strike the earth for all it's worth!

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« Reply #550 on: November 10, 2010, 11:32:07 am »

Dwarf Fortress : Where Dwarves live and die.

 ??? Yeah, - it's not a 'cool' tag line, but I know no other game that keeps track of 200 inviduals (+ pets, and the general history of the world) like DF, so I really feel my little guys having a 'life'. - And yes, they do sooner or even sooner surely die in spetacular ways.  :)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #551 on: November 10, 2010, 11:55:21 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Chaotic Intervention... in Vain
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #552 on: November 10, 2010, 11:58:43 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The Next Version Is Awesomer
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #553 on: November 10, 2010, 04:32:00 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: The Only Game Where Short Elf-Hating Drunks Dig Holes In The Ground An Eat Kittens.
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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #554 on: November 11, 2010, 04:07:56 am »

Everything I know about reality, I learned from Dwarf Fortress.

Your first post eh? Nice work, welcome to the forums, and sigged.
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Everything I know about reality, I learned from Dwarf Fortress.
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