Okay, currently my dwarves are ripping each other apart, whilst I watch in vague horror
I stuffed up, and ordered my dwarves to wipe out the dwarven caravan, cause I realised that my offerings pulled me into being worthy of a kingship, which I'm REALLY not in the mood to deal with (yeah, that and I need the lye
) so I panicked. I ordered the massacre of a dwarven caravan, to my eternal shame
Then I watched, as one by one my military started dropping. At first I was like O.O these dwarves must be freaking well trained
Keep in mind that my fortress
is was a fully mature 20 year fortress with a danger room trained miltiary of 70 Legendary Panic room dwarves. A fortress that has successfully managed to wrest the depths of the circus from its clowns without suffering a SINGLE loss or wound...
And this dwarven caravan was dominating me...
So you can imagine my shock when one after the other, my military started dying off
then I took a look at my combat records
It was full of "The Spearmaster hacks the Hammer Lord in the lower body with her Othossarek, but the attack is deflected by the Hammer lords Masterwork steel greaves" and stuff
Yes, my dwarves are RIPPING into each other
In terms of in game time, the slaughter has lasted 12 in game days, and my fully functioning 20 year old dwarven fortress of 130 members, including 70 Legendary military dwarves, with a value of... I don't even know cause my broker died apparently.... now has 29 members left.... strangely enough all of them are ecstatic (except a pair of my smiths, which are fine) O.o...
In case you're interested, it seems that the list of military dwarves
20 Hammer lords
20 Axe Lords
10 Spear Masters
10 Master Lashers
Edit: The fighting seems to have stopped
Leaving me with
6 Hammer Lords
9 Axe Lords
3 Spear Master
1 Master Lasher
and 3 Armor/WeaponSmiths, whom I believe spent the whole time quietly working deep in my magma forges blissfully unaware of the... slaughter occurring above
...
Yeah, the axes did surprisingly well for themselves
Also, the combat was surprisingly fast, cause not once did I see a block or a dodge....
In other news, my FPS has picked up from 10 to 50....
Guys, A, is this a bug, and B, should I save scum, or attempt to salvage my situation?
I enough booze to last my 29 surviving dwarves.... 64 years
and enough prepared meals to last... 105.... O.o
Edit2: At least I don't have to worry about a king any time soon...