Turn 4: Kingdom of Incredible Idiocy and rampant disregard of the 4th wall
LAATMake him say who send him and as much information as I can
(Action:6!,6!) Whatever you have done to the spy, it worked he breaks down weeping and tells you everything: how he grew up in an orphanage how the Master of Propaganda found him, how he grew up with special spy training, why the master of propaganda spied on you, The name of the Master of Propaganda(Frankie Stalinksi), where he lives, how many guards he has (2)...just freaking everything, you got every single memory and detail the spy recalls from his life...
gained ultimate knowledge upon the Master of Propaganda(+3 on rolls concerning the MoP)RobocornSteal Dynamite and explode the Thieves Guild
(Action:3!) through asking around somebody tells you that you can find dynamite at the local fishing shop. Apparently New Cheesebridge is the only city in the whole
Kingdom of Incredible Idiocy and rampant disregard of the 4th wall which allows the practice of dynamite fishing. (Action: 6!+2,3!+2) In the most stealthy way possible you enter the shop through the front door, sneak straight over the counter without being seen by the shop owner right next to you and enter the toilet. Relieved you sneak back and steal the keys from the shop owners pockets and go down into the stockroom. (Luck:2!) You can't find any Dynamite only some fishing rods. It seems the populace is quite often dynamite fishing...
Legendary Sneaker (sneaking +3)Ochitawail at the noises and escape
(Action:3!+1!) You unleash a horrible Wail which causes the whole forest in a perimeter of 500 meters to go silent...(luck:2!) unfortunately the wrongthing happens and the animals of the surrounding(mainly the predators) are coming for you.(Action:2!) You try to run out of the forest, but due to your horrible navigation skills, you walk for three ours only to end wwhere you started, at the wreckage...(Luck:5!). At least it seems that the animals of the woods have lost you...for now...
Jabberwock Learn how to walk again by practicing, on my way to find crime
(Action:6!,1!) While you search for crime you practice walking and one thing comes to another in the end you have walked a murderer to death, don't ask me how you did it, you just did it...
regained ability to walkrawrlook at my surroundings...
(Action:6!,2!) You gained complete freaking knowledge over the whole city and all its inhabitants, however you have turned blind over that but thats no problem because you have basically gained Omniscience
gained Omnisciece restricted to New Cheesebridge...jack A TBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD...
(Attack: 6!,5! vs Dodge:3,(6,5),4)(Damage:(1!,6!)(3!,6!))(Unconscious:5!,2!) With an epic spin attack youhack of the right leg of one guard and the left arm of another one. The third howeve spins with the same epicness as you and escapes your bone knife.While the guard with the missing arm keels over and stops moving the othertwo charge(or jump) towards you.(Attack:5!,2! vs. Dodge: 2!,5!)(Damage:5!,5!)(Unconscious:4!) although you easily evade the attack of the normal guard, the one without leg manages to jump directly into your chest effectively shattering the ribcage into a myriad of pieces. Throught eh immnse pain you black out.(Luck:3!) You wake up back in your cell, with a bandaged and splinted ribcage.
chest(5!) broken,mangled,splinted 
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