Turn 1 : How is this even humanly possible?
Jack AT
Sounds like it's time to cut my way out of the straitjacket. Bethlehem is no place to be when you need to cut nice mince pies.
Your sitting in a small Padded Cell. Actually not. Your sitting in your throne room and the guests are soon to arrive. But first you have to get out of that strait jacket. (Action: 5+1) After some wriggling around you easily manage to get your knife ready and furnish lavish royal clothes out of the not so well-looking strait jacket.
You now look royally(+1 to persuation!)OchitaSalvage parts from the spacecraft.
(Action:1)(Luck:4) Hmm what can you use from this wreck? well what about this...oh never mind. You tried to dissassemble the engine but instead you made a giant burning pyre out of your whole space ship which can be seen from miles and will probably attract wild animals...great. Well at least you didn't get hurt! (Luck:1)(Observation:3!)(Attack:3 vs. Dodge:3-1 unexpected)(Damage:5!,3!) As you turn around you see a giant (Luck:4!) wolf in front of you which hits you square in the chest with one of his paws.
Lost Space Ship
gained giant burning pyre
Chest(3!), broken, bleedingJabberwockFind the good samaritan that brought me here and give him a hug.
(Action:3!)(Luck:3!) After a bit of asking around somebody tells you that the guy who helped you looked like an old hermit. A "doctor"( one of those Medieval ones) tells you with an sadistic smirk that the hermit is living inside the
Horrifying forests of impending certain and painfully slow death also Sheepanus.
LAAT(Action:5!)(Luck:1!) Through a few bribes here and there you manage to figure out that the King will arrive today. His retinue consists of 50 of his household cavalry and two of his bodyguards: Half-trolls with 100 years of battlefield experience, clad in full mithril plate armor! He will meet up with the Duke of New Cheesebridge at the Castle were they will prepare for a hunting party. The Hunting Party consists of the Duke, the King, 20 Household cavalry, 10 of the Dukes Bodyguards, several dozen hunting dogs several hunters and at least about 60 more personnel for the hunting. After that they will dinner in the Castle. Every dish will first betasted by the three tasters of the king, before he eats anything, the dining room will be guarded by at least 50 guards at all times. It seems the king heard about an assassination attempt. You gather that the only chanceto kill the king is tomorrow midday after he examined the lands of the duke. There he will halt for exactly 20 minutes on the marketplace of New Cheesebridge and hold a Speech for the populace. He will do this in front of the monument of New Cheesebridge:
The quite unsteady Pillar - Raised by sir Crushed-a-lot. Guarded by his 50 household cavalry and at least 200 archers of the duke distributed on the roofs of the surrounding houses, well nobody said that killing a king would be easy...
Johnny(rawr)(action:4!) you adjust your hat quite well.
(action:2!) well you forgot that you sat back to front on the horse and now your riding towards
Horrifying forests of impending certain and painfully slow death also Sheepanus instead of New Cheesebridge...
Robocorn(Action:2!) without your knowledge you put wet blackpowder into your gun...
(Action:1!) you stumble across a kindergarten. While you decide to build a sandcastle a small boy with red hair comes over and destroys it. As you yell at him he grabs a small yellow shovel and attacks you(Attack:4! vs. Dodge:1!)(Damage:5!,4!) Before you can even move he hits you with unnatural speed and strength caving in your chest.(Luck: 5!) barely a kindergarden teacher manages to drag you out of the fight before you got killed....
Chest(4!) broken, internal bleedinginteresting first round...
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Topic: Roll to Dodge a Song II (Read 4471 times)