Episode 4: Loosing isn't fun. A new Conservative eraConservative President Edward Alda ends his second term with approval ratings in the high 70s, and is succeeded by hardcore Arch-Conservative Bill Chandler.
With Conservatives sweeping into power in the House of Representatives and Senate, and a Conservative majority in the Supreme Court of the United States, commentators are hailing it as the beginning of a new Conservative era.
President Bill Chandler has asked the new Congress to move quickly to Rubber stamp his radical Arch-Conservative agenda. The left seems powerless to stop this imminent trampling of Liberal Sanity and Justice.
In this dark time, the Liberal Crime Squad is born...
Diary of Frank Darby Jan. 1, 2009
I am an activist. I am unemployed. I am homeless.
For the past four years I have been writing my manifesto and refining my image. I'm ready to lead.
I have always been interested in pursuing the elite liberal agenda, but until now I was too young or too poor to actually do anything besides taking part in protests.
However, that has changed. I received in my mail this morning a letter. The author of the letter claimed to be my father.
After calling my mother I discovered the contents of the letter are true. I would have been devastated had the blow not been counterbalanced by the money left to me in the letter. $1000.
Also in the will was a request, that I continue his work to defend the Liberal ideology from the evils of Conservatism. Apparently he was a wealthy philanthropist who fought against Conservatism wherever it spawned, but in his old age and me being his only bastard he divined that I should inherit the burden of the good fight.
The letter
Dear Frank,
I have refrained from contacting you earlier due to my respect for your mother. However I am very ill now and may not last out the month. Due to this I find it pertinent to ask that you follow in the footsteps of me and the Liberal Crime Squad.
My earliest relative in the organisation was Harry Lockworthy, in 1864. The LCS lead raids on the Confederacy to free the slaves during the American Civil War and lead them out in tunnels to the north.
Once the confederacy fell the members took a less active approach and turned to the infiltration of the Liberal Elite in order to create a society following in the good and just principles of Liberalism, from the top down.
However. In 2001 George Bush was elected president. After two terms he left the country mired in Conservatism and oppression. Due to this the organisation has decided to take an active role again, we are on the back foot and must fight more savagely than before to retake the lost ground.
Unfortunately in 1993 the FBI raided our HQ in Waco, Texas. We were holding a grand meeting to discuss possible methods to gain popularity and turn the tide of this contest of ideologies. The ATF were attempting to execute a search warrant but were refused. A siege then followed and after two attempts by the FBI to assault the compound they succeeded, killing our Texas Liberal Crime Squad commander David Koresh. All the members of the LCS were captured or killed. Those captured were later 're-educated'.
Following this there was a cover-up of the LCS, the government claimed Koresh was the leader of a religious cult, completely omitting mention of the LCS at all.
I am the only remaining LCS member, and I need to pass the torch to someone younger. You are that one.
I have provided you the funds enough to begin this mission, $1000, it should be sufficient to buy supplies and recruit members enough to gain a foothold in you local area. I wish you every luck and hope you can forgive me for not playing a larger role in your life.
Yours faithfully
Ronald Ernest Paul, Senator and physician. Commander of the Texas LCS contingent.
I have in my childhood gained certain skills and aptitudes from my experiences. They are as follows:
Hrt:13
Int:8
Wis:1
Hlth:8
Agi:7
Str:6
Char:14
Persuasion:4
Writing:3
Law:2
Art:2
Teaching:2
I have $1200 in my bank account now, and it is time to take up the mantle of the Liberal Crime Squad.
