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[Deadmeat1471]

Because it's my favorite game ever and I havent played it in ages.

I have played it quite alot, but I could do with refreshing myself on some things probably.
Also, I have never won the game, this is largely due to my not understanding a consistent method to do so, and my love of direct action 

First, I'll randomly generate my past.





The Final Mission http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73356.msg1819534#msg1819534

[Deadmeat1471]

A revolutionary is born!

Name: Ed Franklin
Sex: Male
History:

The day I was born in 1984...
the macintosh was invented.

When i was bad...
my father lectured me endlessly, trying to make me think like him.

In Elementary school...
I was unruly and often fought with the other children.

When I turned 10...
my parents divorced. It still hurts to read my old diary. Pussy

In junior high school...
I was obsessed with swords, and started lifting weights.

Things were getting really bad...
and I went to live with my dad. He had been in Nam and he still drank.

Well, I knew it had reached a crescendo when...
I got caught making out, and now I needed to be 'cured' of homosexuality.

I was only 15 when I ran away, and...
I hung out with thugs and beat the shit out of people.

Life went on. On my 18th birthday...
I bought myself an assault rifle.

For the past few years, I've been...
surviving alone, just like anyone. But we can't go on like this.

I live in Nashville, TN, and it's about to experience real change.

[Dwarf]

Stuff doesn't quite go together 
Make the best of it.

[Deadmeat1471]

A NEW CONSERVATIVE ERA

The year is 2009.

Conservative President Alan Stephenson ends his second term with approval ratings in the high 70's, and is succeeded by hardcore Arch-Conservative Henry Redford.

With Conservatives sweeping into power in the House of Representatives and Senate, and a Conservative majority in the Supreme court of the United Stats, commentators are hailing it as the beginning of a new conservative era.

President Henry Redford has asked the new Congress to move quickly to rubber stamp his radical Arch-Conservatiive agenda. The left seems powerless to stop this imminent trampling of Liberal Sanity and Justice.

In this dark time, the Liberal Crime Squad is born...

[Deadmeat1471]

So, we have one member of the cause. Ed Franklin aka 'Baywatcher'.

I have an AK-47 with a 30 round clip.
I am wearing clothes.
I am skilled in the following:
Martial Arts: 3
Psychology: 3
Sword: 2
Street Sense: 2
First Aid: 2

I have high hrt, hlth, and str. With reasonable agi, char and int. I was last in line when god handed out the wisdom cakes.

Free speech still exists. What shall our Revolutionary slogan be?

[Heron TSG]

Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

[Iituem]

"We need a sloe gun."

[Deadmeat1471]

Until better comes along, the slogon is 'freeedoooommmmmmm!'

Now, first things first. We need recruits. I will do what I usually do for cheap recruits; raid the garment factory and free the serfs.

Mission 1: Liberation day

At Colombe Garment Makers...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A bunch of serfs are seen guarded over by a security guard at the front door. I hold up my AK-47, screaming "Freeeedoooommmmmm". Their eyes light up.

I shoot at the security guard, missing. My newfound minions charge him, flailing with fists and feet. The guard shoots frantically back but misses. In the melee the guard shoots one of the serfs in the leg while countering a blow from another serf and smacking him in the chest. The serfs lung is blasted.
I aim my AK-47. I fire twice. I hit two in the guards chest. He cries "FATHER! why have you forsaken me!" and dies in a heap.
I steal his clothes and weapons.
One of the serfs is critically wounded with a blasted lung, Herbert Bremer. He is going to the hospital to get professional help.

We arrive back, 4 new recruits heavier and 1 bloody mess. I have 22 juice now. I am wanted for murder.



 

[Deadmeat1471]

Orders Jan 2, 2009.

I am tending to the wounds of a slightly wounded member. One is in the hospital recovering from getting beaten in the chest. The other 2 members are making me a black suit, as a late christmas present.

Bremer will be in hospital for 3 weeks. A loyal member, took a bullet for the cause.

Jan 3
The serfs couldnt afford the materials to make me a suit, typical. I sent them out to sell brownies.

I go out to acquire a car. A station wagon. The vehicle of revolution.

I am spotted by a police gang unit. Shit.
I run. For my life.
They open fire, something hits my back, but I feel no pain.
One is too fat, he stops chasing, the other sprints behind me firing wildly with his pistol.
Pain. My leg. I'm hit.
I limp round a corner and throw myself over a fence, I lost them.
Victory. Sort of.

[Heron TSG]

>Get some dirt on those dirty police officers who shot you!

[KaguroDraven]

Go on a killing rampage in the slums.

[Deadmeat1471]

Jan 6

One of the serfs is being oppressed by the police, andy lushington.
He runs from the police gang unit, 2 of them.
a 3 round burst from their mp5 hits andy in the leg.
Another hits him in the arm. Ouch.
Andy was thrown to the ground, and beaten to death. At least he cant rat us out.

I buy 2 clips of assault rifle ammunition.

Mission 2: Revenge

@ the Percell Gentlemans club
Club security eyes up my AK-47 and says no weapons.
I fire. I miss.
They fire back with magnums. I change my mind and turn to run.
A shot hits my body. My ribs are shot apart. I muse about death
I limp off to the hospital. I will be there for 3 weeks.

Epic Fail.

[Deadmeat1471]

Jan 12

A member was shot and killed by police selling brownies.
Until I return, Kim mann, the only remaining member not in hospital or dead, will make tshirts.

The police attempt an arrest for selling tshirts.
Kim is hit in the leg by a 9mm round.
He is dragged to the ground and beaten to death.

More police brutality.

[Deadmeat1471]

Feb 1

Bremer leaves hospital. He will recruit some more members from the Yamaguchi crack house. He will take a 38 revolver and security uniform.

He has talked to the masses, a few are comming to talk more.

Feb 7

Bremer fails to recruit anyone.

Feb 8

He visits the ghetto to try again.

Feb 10
I am back. I will assist in recruiting new members.

Feb 12
Bremer is making army uniforms.

I am continuing to try and recruit new members. I ditch my AK47 and leave it at base. I have 11 clips saved for later.
I don a first rate army uniform, which bremer made.

Feb 26
Still havent recruited anyone. More drastic methods necessary.

I pick up my AK. Bremer and I will try a more direct method.

Mission 3: Disobedience

@Nagalberg Cosmetics.

I bash the door in and walk in. A security guard is chatting to an eminant scientist, I fire. Miss.
Bremer gets hit in the arm with a syringe by the labtech.
I am hit in the chest with a 38 round, the security guard the aggressor.
My spleen is Blasted.
The scientist discusses the scientific method with me, I become wiser.
Bremer exchanges fire with the security guard, hitting the guard in the arm.
The security guard crawls off.
The scientist continues to make me wiser.
We fire frantically at him!
Bremer is near death, I am badly wounded.
We make a stand and try to fire. Bremer dies.
I grab his body and retreat. The labtech stabs at me but misses and repeatedly injects the corpse with whatever he has been testing.

We escape. I escape.
Back to hospital. For another 3 weeks.

Congress is acting on legislation!

Reward small businesses
Punish polluters
Limit military spending
Limit oppressive drug laws

All fail in the senate.

Apr 5

I am better. For now.

[EuchreJack]

Yeah, I almost think starting with the AK-47 is more a curse than a blessing.

You can't take it to site actions unless you want to use it, but it's too tempting not to use.  Then you get shot by people who actually know how to use their guns until you die.

But it sure is fun!

Also, I love LCS LPs!