This is a +Mircoline Tablet+. It menaces with spikes of dog bone. On the tablet is an -inscription- by Tosid.
"Greatings potential migrants! Tosid here, official head of Deathabbey. Don't let the name fool you, Deathabbey is a great place to live!"
"Our first stop is here, at the enterance of the fortress. You may be wondering what's it doing in the middle of nowhere. Now's there's a good reason for that, right up the stairs."
"And here it is. The Project. It may not look like much, but it's the main defence of Deathabbey. We'll talk more about it, so just step over Aban's body, and go down the stairs."
"To the right is the trade depot. It's very important if we want to trade our *Gold Rings* with the merchants. To the left is the barracks. I wouldn't go in their. USEC_OFFICER has been pissed ever since Aban died. Let's move on, shall we?"
"And here's the workshops. USEC_OFFICER was renovating them, so now we don't know what's going to happen."
"Here's the spacious sleeping quarters. Nice and roomy, perfect for holding your stuff."
"The dining hall is right down here. Now is a perfect place to talk about "The Project". That lever on the left activates "The Project", dumping everything into the Drowning Chamber
tm. We like to pull the lever again, not only so we can get outside, but to crush anybody clinging to the walls. The lower right lever is for draining the Drowning Chamber
tm after everybody has drowned. After all, how else can we safely collect the items caught in the Drowning Chamber
tm? After we seal the Drowning Chamber
tm up again by pulling the lower right lever, we can pull the upper right lever, allowing fresh riverwater to flow into the Drowning Chamber
tm. Now "The Project" is ready to use again!"
"This is going to be Aban's tomb. USEC_OFFICER likes to think, undisturbed, in here, so let's move on."
"We are now in the bowels of Deathabbey. This is were the metalworkers and smelters work. Can you feel the heat coming through the floor? Well, below us is a magma chamber, which powers everything. That coffin in the corner is for Iteb, who died priercing the nearby magmavent to fill up the magma chamber. We honour her memory by symbolicly placing that coffin there."
"Well, that conludes the tour of Deathabbey. We hope you decide to come, as we need miners and"
The next few lines are scratched out, as if someone couldn't decide what other job was needed."hearty dwarfs."
-Tosid, expedition leader.