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Paranatural

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2010, 01:30:23 pm »

Indeed. A guy stubbed his toe and the medbot cut off his foot to determine what the injury was. Someone slipped in blood, then he stripped and burned his clothes so the medbots wouldn't think he was hurt. The Vulture guards were going to 'correct' him for destroying Computer property and one of us SPID-E-MAN (Or something close) pulled hown his pants and shot webbing at the guards, but missed and ended up hanging upside down from the ceiling because he couldn't 'pinch off' the webbing. The guards were laughing so hard I managed to steal one of their guns and shot at them. Actually lots of fighting happened for a while and I shot at a med bot and got a Nuke round. Boom.

Actually, yeah, it sounds like the average RTD, I guess.
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Hugehead

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2010, 01:37:24 pm »

I don't know the rules, any links to rulebooks?
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Kashyyk

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 02:39:04 pm »

One of the first rules of the game is it is treasonous to know the rules. Of course, I can't stop you, but Our Friend The Computer will know. He knows everything. and He will send some robots to escort you to the nearest Confession and termination booth. The next clone in line will then be educated on his predecessors' demise. Have a Good Day.
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Omegastick

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 06:25:43 pm »

Alright, I've finished the players section of the 5e rulebook, I'm ready to play.
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Spartan 117

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2010, 12:42:18 pm »

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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2010, 04:29:00 pm »

Yeah, I've started a Paranoia game, sadly there are no places left for anyone else.
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2010, 12:06:35 am »

OH GOD DAM IT. Did you miss my "If this happens, i'm so in" part. GRRR.
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