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[piecewise]

I fail to see the logic in trying to make someone feel depressed in the same thread that's supposed to stop shit like that.

Not that it isn't funny.

Also, "Ah'm makin' a computer!"  I'm still divided as to whether either of those qualify as Life Advice, but they're here to stay.

I'll be damned if you'll make me move mine.

Also, you forgot the "ha ha see how I'm pretending I need advice over a girl whoops threads not actually about that how clever am I" threads. Oh, and the "ha ha see how I made fun of myself for making the above thread how clever am I" posts.

Man, I'm kinda depressed now.

Deadpan anti-humor is my specialty.

Piecewise is a sparkledick.

I have no idea what you're talking about

Someone posted awhile back, a listing of Twilight Franchise 'products'

Sparkledick

Are you insinuating that I am the male organ of a homosexual blood sucker?

If anything I'm the 3 foot spiral dick of a duck

[Jackrabbit]

This is an incredibly disturbing insight into your psyche.

[piecewise]

This is an incredibly disturbing insight into your psyche.

Oh? How so?

I should bring up that, in high school, some girl was trying to teach the class hand writing analyzation  and used something I had written on the white board as an example. She got real pale and always seemed nervous around me after that. Wonder why.

[smigenboger]

Perhaps it's your ability to say "One" many times over

[piecewise]

Perhaps it's your ability to say "One" many times over

Don't blame me, it was part of the script 

[smigenboger]

True, true. I do look forward to another one of those. The inflections on the misspellings are what really makes it good.

[sonerohi]

All I'm saying is, they have my prints on record in 42 states, and the Queen of England has seen me naked.

[piecewise]

True, true. I do look forward to another one of those. The inflections on the misspellings are what really makes it good.

I'll look for another good one. I may or may not do images with the next one, because it takes a while, but I will at least do subtitles.

All I'm saying is, they have my prints on record in 42 states, and the Queen of England has seen me naked.

Prints are held in a countrywide database. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF CRIME!

[sonerohi]

Oh really? How did I get away with murdering all of your childhood friends, shortly after you fell out of touch with them, one-by-one, never leaving a single clue for the fuzz?

Also, do the quotes and the avatar detract or enhance scare factor? The assassins guild is making us do these surveys.

[piecewise]

Oh really? How did I get away with murdering all of your childhood friends, shortly after you fell out of touch with them, one-by-one, never leaving a single clue for the fuzz?

Also, do the quotes and the avatar detract or enhance scare factor? The assassins guild is making us do these surveys.

Jokes on you, I never had childhood friends.

[sonerohi]

Oh really? How did I get away with murdering all of your childhood friends, shortly after you fell out of touch with them, one-by-one, never leaving a single clue for the fuzz?

Also, do the quotes and the avatar detract or enhance scare factor? The assassins guild is making us do these surveys.

Jokes on you, I never had childhood friends.

Preserved, just in case.

[CJ1145]

Oh really? How did I get away with murdering all of your childhood friends, shortly after you fell out of touch with them, one-by-one, never leaving a single clue for the fuzz?

Also, do the quotes and the avatar detract or enhance scare factor? The assassins guild is making us do these surveys.

Jokes on you, I never had childhood friends.

I think I'll yoink this, if nobody minds...

As for the topic at hand I am a wanted criminal. I clicked a link to /b/, and was... not pleased with what the result was. Suffice to say that thread owner is now hanging on my mantle, and I've had to create a second identity, and get that one sent to jail in my place.